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i'm not too drunk to answer questions, dudes should ask me things. at leats i'm signed in.

*DERAILS LIKE A JERK CHOO CHOO*

what was your fave thread on f!s?

What is your favorite MST3K episode? :D

(I'm just getting in to it via what is available on Netflix, and I've picked up on the fact that you really like it, so I thought I should ask.)

Oh man that's that hard question. it's a tie btween "Overdrawn at the Memory Bank," "Werewolf," "The Final Sacrifice" (ROWSDOWWWWWWERRRRRRRRRR), and "Pumaman."

I like "Jack Frost" too for the riff "Am I un-bearble?" (the dude has a bear head. it's hilarious)

Pumaman is the best episode.

I just can't get over them making fun of Donald Pleasance's pronunciation of "Puma", and also the theme music. Both of those things will never stop cracking me up.`

Pumaman was the first ep i saw so it holds a special place in my heart.

Cool, thanks! :D

I've seen The Final Sacrifice. That one was really funny. XD

what is your fave so far? also, do you ship troy/rowsdower?

Edited 2014-01-19 00:37 (UTC)

I really liked Touch of Satan. If only for "how many head of walnut ya got?" XD

Haha. I love that one. "This is where the fish lives." "This is where my tongue lives."

I lOve how frustrated Crow gets in that one. He's like "THEY'RE SAYING BURN THE WITCH!"

OH GOD "THIS IS WHERE THE FISH LIVES." XD

I about died at that. It's funny how just saying "lives" instead of "live" could make that sentence hilarious.

I also liked "sale on mismatched beer!" Because I've totally acquired uber-cheap beer that way at one of the Safeways in my area.

haha, i would buy mismatched beer. at our store they do a 'fill-up a six pack with one off beers and get a discount' thing

Neat! Nowhere around here does anything like that. You can make a custom six pack at some places (Trader Joe's, homebrew store), but it's always full-price, no matter what you put in it. Unless it's at Safeway once in a blue moon. They box up their own reject beer. XD

write me a drunk garak/julian fic

here you go:

Julain was walking (lol i wrote wanking) through the Promenade thinking bout how much he needed to get laid. He hadn't had sex since that time he did it on the ceiling with that gravity- defying alien chick. His hand was nice but his fantasies of Jadzia had taken on on a weird taint since that time the fake dream her tried to fuck him. Man, that was weird.

Julain spyied his good Cardiassian humble tailor friend Garak in his shop, folding some sweaters. garak really loved sweaters.

"Hullo Garak," said Julian. "Nice sweatrers."

"Yes," agreed Garak. "they just came in today. They are made of the finest Bolinian wool."

Julian really didn't give a shit about wool. He just wondered what Garak's dick tasted like.

"Are you closing up shop yet?" Julain asked.

Garak stared him down. It was almost like they were having sex, but just with their eyes. Julain lamented the tight starfleet uniforms because he was sure his hard cock was on display.

Garak's eyes trailed down his body, widening when they took sight of the bulge in his uniform.

"I see," he said, slyly. Julian's cock twitched.

Immediatly, Garak dropped the sweater he was folding and pulled Julian into the dressing room. he didn't lament the tight uniforms any longer.

"Oh Garak," moaned Julain. "I've been waiting so long."

"Show me what you've been waiting for," comanded Garak in a sexy tone that made Julain's knees turn to jelly. It made dropping to them easier.

He struggled with opening Garak's trousers, but ehen he got them open, he was pleased to discover Garak's dark grey cock was a wonderful ridged monstrosity. Julain;'s jaw ached just looking at it.

Julain took Garaks's cock into his mouth and sucked and sucked, sliding his tongue up the ridges and swriling it around the head. When Julain trried to reach in in his own uniform to pull out hi dick, Garak stopped him adn pulled him up. The kissed. Garak nipped at his lips and pushed him roughly against the wall, taking Julain's cock in hand and jerking it riughly. Julain was so hard up he came almost right away. Garak licked the come off his hand.

"i almost knew you;d taste good, julian," said garak.

Julain droppped to his knees again and sucked garak's cock until he came in julian's mouth.

"Meet me in my rooms later," said Garak as he stepped out ogf the dressing room, leaving julian on his knees with come on his lips. "If you'd like to learn more about cr=ardiassins."

Julains' cock twitched again.

Edited 2014-01-19 01:41 (UTC)

This is perf and you should put it on ao3.

I'm gonna do a podfic next time I have access to the mic, which might be tomorrow.

Do a silly dance!

*dances*

um, i would vid it but i dunno. have a pic of me in asilly hat instead? http://fingalselectronsexparty.tumblr.com/post/73776124590/someone-wanted-to-see-my-mike-hat

BUT YOU'RE SO CUTE.

I mean, hi. How's it going? I admire your Monsters Inc beanie, did you make it?

Heh, thank you. No, I didn't make it. My fiancé bought from someone on etsy. I have a Sully one too.

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