[ SECRET POST #2579 ]

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⌈ Secret Post #2579 ⌋

Warning: Some secrets are NOT worksafe and may contain SPOILERS.

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15. [SPOILERS for Shingeki No Kyojin / Attack On Titan]



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17. [WARNING for child sexual abuse]



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Secrets Not Posted: [ 0 - broken links ], [ 1 - not!secrets ], [ 0 - not!fandom ], [ 0 - too big ], [ 0 - repeat ].
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Comments

Re: If F!S were a soap opera

[insanenoodlyguy]

Can I have a stint as a literal soul purchaser for you ? Employing goodbusnessmen is just good business after all.

Naturally I'm trying to double cross you cause I only ended up giving me your soul when I failed a contract on technicality. I'm sour about it.

Re: If F!S were a soap opera

[forgottenjester]

That seems like the perfect power struggle. I have your soul. You have my lamp.

Re: If F!S were a soap opera

[insanenoodlyguy]

The sexual tension is so thick in one episode it physically manifests and our b-plot while the main characters grapple with a pregnancy is literally beating it back down to an abstract with chairs.

Re: If F!S were a soap opera

[forgottenjester]

That is the episode we introduce Chard so we never have this problem again.

Re: If F!S were a soap opera

[insanenoodlyguy]

Chard was there from episode one. But it's in the next episode (fans hated the idea of this being added to our relationships makeup after all) that we discover the adjunct is doing things with the evil old man.

By old, I look pretty much exactly he same as I do now, but with grey streaks for sideburns. Also after the car crash I had an eyepatch upon my return for a while.

Re: If F!S were a soap opera

[chardmonster]

Wait

Are you... his younger clone? But you don't know it.

Re: If F!S were a soap opera

[insanenoodlyguy]

No way. Though I do double duty as my own son in an episode where we see what live was like for Greenvelvetcake in the future. 3 women and 2 men are all implied to be the future mother at different points during the season.

Re: If F!S were a soap opera

[forgottenjester]

The eyepatch was a gift from Chard. You hide poison in it.

Re: If F!S were a soap opera

[chardmonster]

Hello! I'm a quirky magic dream academic who is here to give your life a dose of whimsy and awkwardness!

Re: If F!S were a soap opera

[forgottenjester]

You pull off that ruse well enough. Even I fall for it for a while but as the show goes on it is revealed that you're behind half of Noodle's business deals. You're just better at hiding your involvement.

Re: If F!S were a soap opera

[chardmonster]

Yes, but I'm a quirky magic dream VILLAIN. I'm still bringing whimsy and awkwardness!

It's like mirror universe The New Girl.

Re: If F!S were a soap opera

[forgottenjester]

Sounds like you pop eyes. Do you?

I want your soul when I discover your true nature. It would be a great matching set with Noodle's.

Re: If F!S were a soap opera

[chardmonster]

Pop... eyes?

Re: If F!S were a soap opera

[(Anonymous)]

Think of it as an endearment, like "dollface."

Re: If F!S were a soap opera

[chardmonster]

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Re: If F!S were a soap opera

[forgottenjester]

Pop eyes! For some reason a lot of evil characters do it. You know, like, destroying someone's eyes with a sharp object. I'm not sure why this is so common in things I watch.