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And which one was the worst?

I've read: My Immortal, HHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH, *squick*, Pokemon Story, Chocobo Nights and Celebrian.

I think the title for the worst is a toss-up between Pokemon Story and Chocobo Nights, because seriously, ugh.

I've read My Immortal. I don't plan on reading PS and Celebrain because I want to keep a little bit of my innocence.

I also read The Girl Who Lived series, and I felt a great rage...I can laugh at Purity and classic Sues but Jerk Sues piss me off.

I hadn't heard of The Girl Who Lived. But it looks awful. (*adds to to-read list*)

Re: How many famous bad!fics you've read?

jaybie_jarrett - 2014-01-25 22:09 (UTC) - Expand

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(Anonymous) - 2014-01-25 22:28 (UTC) - Expand

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jaybie_jarrett - 2014-01-25 22:30 (UTC) - Expand

I've heard recordings of My Immortal, but I think that's about it. Other badfic I've read was not all that famous. Which does not mean that it wasn't as horrifying as My Immortal (and worse), mind you - I don't think I'll ever forget this Teletubbies/Snape story...

I've heard of this Snape/Teletubbies fic, but I've only read bits and pieces. You are a brave soul for having survived that.

I once read a Teletubbies-fic which had the blue one masturbating in the shower. Out loud. To a roomful of friends. One of whom had not had contacts with fanfics before that. He wasn't happy. Because he had asked for it (we claimed that just about everything has fanfic written of it, he said surely not and challenged us to find a Teletubbies-fic, which we did).

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fingalsanteater - 2014-01-25 22:30 (UTC) - Expand

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fingalsanteater - 2014-01-25 22:59 (UTC) - Expand

My love for comicsnix knows no bounds. Abraxas' fics also hold special place in my heart. Thirty Hs is a masterpiece and fuck anyone who thinks otherwise. *squick*, Pokemon Story and Celebrian are all wonderful monstrosities. That one where Vidal likes abortions is... interesting, to say the least. My Immortal is, of course, a classic, but lackluster in comparison to that beautiful fic were a dude cooks hot pockets in Pyramid Head's ass. The same goes for Cupcakes.

What I'm saying, is I've read a lot and I have my favorites. (Charizard Pee-O-Meter and toeless socks.)

Other than My Immortal and Celebrian, the only one I can think of is Legolas by Laura.

- My Immortal
- HHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
- Forbiden Fruit: The Tempation of Edward Cullen
- Twila the Girl Who Was in Luv with a Vampire
- Light and Dark: The Adventures of Dark Yagami
- Starkit's Prophecy
- BECAUSE I'M GERMANY
- I've read an MST of Chocobo Nights, but not the actual fic
- I started to read Celebrian once and couldn't get past the first chapter
- I'm pretty sure I've read most of the works of Hans von Hozel, but he was kicked off FF.net before I could read ALL of them (what a sad day that was...)

If you're talking about the quality of the writing, I'd say Starkit's Prophecy was the worst.

I think they have removed Chocobo Nights from the internet. At least I haven't been able to find the full thing again (don't ask me, why I would want to). Which is kinda sad.

Celebrian bored me more than anything. I've become desensitized. Although when she started to fuck herself with her nipples, that did cause a raised eyebrow.

I haven't read Starkit's Prophecy. I need to check that one out.

Re: How many famous bad!fics you've read?

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(Anonymous) - 2014-01-26 00:46 (UTC) - Expand

The one where Roxy Lalonde accidentally appearifies a pumpkin into her uterus. Or vagina. Or whatever.

It was terrible, and the people who exposed it to me know who they are.

I like that one. I like the one were Rose fucked a lizardbeast too.

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othellia - 2014-01-25 22:35 (UTC) - Expand

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fingalsanteater - 2014-01-25 22:40 (UTC) - Expand

What's the name of this fic? For research, you understand.

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othellia - 2014-01-25 23:26 (UTC) - Expand

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(Anonymous) - 2014-01-25 23:37 (UTC) - Expand

Only part of My Immortal, HHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH, squick (love that fic), the dr. abrasax one with katara and fetus eating, most of the crack pairings on tv tropes... Not that many, I guess.

I read Chocobo Nights many years ago, without knowing what it was =_=

Oh poor you. D: I don't remember how I stumbled upon it, probably by some bad-fic list, but I was like 15 at the time, so that was a wild ride, to say the least.

wow, man. chocobo nights takes me back. I think I read that when I was 13 or so, and I never forgot it. a true classic.

It is. Too bad the original version has been taken down. :(

HHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH is probably my favorite, of the ones that are well-known. I have a few other favorites that might not be as well known.

I'll have to look up some of these other ones. :B

I remember just learning what the word 'lemon' meant in fanfic context and searched for the term... in fanfiction.net.

There was a Wall-E fic among the results.

I READ IT.

AAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!

I tried to read My Immortal and My Secret Life (a Legend of Zelda fic) but got bored and wandered away after a while. But "Legolas" by Laura is one of my favorite things.

For me, to this day, nothing has begun to top the classic Sailor Moon: American Kitsune.

http://www.commuterbarnacle.com/gonterman/text.html

If you read nothing else, I double-dog-dare you to get through Chapter 8. Actual quote: "FoxFire immediatley let his Luna Card fly. As the cat said, it
didn't cut them in any way as it slammed into gay after gay, but
it did managed to drop them all faster than a bad outbreak of
AIDS. -If they're smart, they'll bug out once they'll discover
that they're in the middle of a fight that don't concern them,
but knowing millitant homosexuals, they'll only see a bunch of
homophobes and try to force their disease on all of us, good guy
or bad guy."

Oh my god, My Inner Life.

Premise is that the writer has vivid lucid dreams where she romances, marries, and bears multiple children of Link from Ocarina of Time.

Apparently she has vivid lucid dreams about drinking the urine of sixteen-year-old video game characters...?

I've read My Immortal and Dipper Goes to Taco Bell. I really regret reading the latter.

Famous? Probably just My Immortal. As a Final Fantasy fan, I am too afraid to look up Chocobo Nights. :P

I don't know how famous this one fic was, but I guess it must have been to spawn a hilarious parody. It was a Final Fantasy VII self-insert smutfic, author/Sephiroth. It was so bad. He literally showed up at her bedroom window and they had sex. I don't know the title, I just remember laughing really hard at 2 am in the morning in a chat with some others as we read this fic and parody alongside it. Few fics have produced so many tears.

Re: How many famous bad!fics you've read?

(Anonymous) - 2014-01-26 17:48 (UTC) - Expand

HHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH is probably my favorite famous badfic. I read part of My Immortal but I really cannot imagine reading the whole thing. xD

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