[ SECRET POST #2584 ]

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⌈ Secret Post #2584 ⌋

Warning: Some secrets are NOT worksafe and may contain SPOILERS.

01.
[Danball Senki Wars]


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02.
[Harry Potter]


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03.
[Burn Notice]


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04.
[The Island of Doctor Moreau]


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05.
[Papers, Please]


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06.
[Star Trek: The Next Generation]


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07.
[Pretty Little Liars]


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08.
[KILL LA KILL]


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09.
[Labyrinth, The Hobbit]

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10.
[The Hobbit]


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11.
[The Hobbit]


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12.
[The Kiss of the Spider Woman]














Notes:

Secrets Left to Post: 02 pages, 029 secrets from Secret Submission Post #369.
Secrets Not Posted: [ 0 - broken links ], [ 1 - not!secrets ], [ 0 - not!fandom ], [ 0 - too big ], [ 0 - repeat ].
Current Secret Submissions Post: here.
Suggestions, comments, and concerns should go here.

Comments

[(Anonymous)]

Well. If you're a guy, I guess cross your legs, and if you're a girl, remember that ladyboners are invisible.

[(Anonymous)]

CAN you effectively hide a boner with crossed legs? <- Girl, has no idea.

[(Anonymous)]

I have no idea; I'm a girl too...

[(Anonymous)]

eh, depends on how you're situated.

and also if you hunch over.

and how tight your pants are.

hoodies help.

[(Anonymous)]

Depends on how you've got your dick arranged and what kinds of pants you're wearing. Optimal situation is wearing jeans, with your dick pointed up toward your navel. That way it just lies along the inside of the fly and makes minimal bulge.

Worst-case scenario is having it down along one leg when you get hard, wearing loose pleated pants. First, you're wearing pleated pants, so something's already gone wrong. Then, as your johnson attempts to rise, it'll make the maximum tenting effect and also be really uncomfortable.

[(Anonymous)]

The fuck do you get off telling people to cross their legs like you're some sort of prude police?

[(Anonymous)]

HAHAHAA OH GOD I FEEL EMBARRASSED ON YOUR BEHALF BECAUSE

the point ---> .



























you ---> [insert image of an internet crank waving a tiny fist]

[(Anonymous)]

Oh yeah? Well the joke's on you, mister, because I happen to know that the internet doesn't run on crank power! HA!