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Case ([personal profile] case) wrote in [community profile] fandomsecrets2014-01-30 06:43 pm

[ SECRET POST #2585 ]


⌈ Secret Post #2585 ⌋

Warning: Some secrets are NOT worksafe and may contain SPOILERS.

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[Monster High]


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[Bryan Fuller, John Green]


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[Star Trek: The Next Generation]


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[Pretty Little Liars]


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06.
[Breaking Bad]


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[Shin Megami Tensei: Strange Journey]


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[Reign]


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[Leviathan: the last day of the decade]


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[Sherlock Holmes]


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[Steam]


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Notes:

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chardmonster: (Default)

OY!

[personal profile] chardmonster 2014-01-31 12:18 am (UTC)(link)
Your eleventh grade English teacher had bad taste.

Hell, ESPECIALLY Moby Dick! The first paragraph of Moby Dick is a fucking masterpiece. I think the problem is people take it so seriously. The chapters about whale bits and pieces? THEY ARE MEANT TO BE FUNNY!
Edited 2014-01-31 00:18 (UTC)

Re: OY!

(Anonymous) 2014-01-31 12:32 am (UTC)(link)
Wait what.

AND ALL THESE YEARS I THOUGHT I WAS A PHILISTINE FOR LAUGHING AT THE PARTS WHERE MELVILLE SPENDS TEN PAGES TALKING ABOUT SPERM?!
chardmonster: (Default)

Re: OY!

[personal profile] chardmonster 2014-01-31 12:44 am (UTC)(link)
http://pitt-crit-reading.blogspot.com/2011/03/squeeze-that-sperm.html

The thing to learn here is that Herman Melville spent ten pages making sperm jokes.

Also for god's sake, the first paragraph concerns getting so fed up you want to smack the hats off people's heads. If you read this in class and the teacher didn't point out humor they missed something important.
Edited 2014-01-31 00:45 (UTC)

Re: OY!

[personal profile] cbrachyrhynchos 2014-01-31 01:41 am (UTC)(link)
Oh yeah, and the whole comedy bit of Ishmael tucking himself into bed only to discover that he's sharing it with a jolly cannibal.