[ SECRET POST #2588 ]

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⌈ Secret Post #2588 ⌋

Warning: Some secrets are NOT worksafe and may contain SPOILERS.

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Notes:

Secrets Left to Post: 05 pages, 103 secrets from Secret Submission Post #370.
Secrets Not Posted: [ 0 - broken links ], [ 0 - not!secrets ], [ 0 - not!fandom ], [ 0 - too big ], [ 0 - repeat ].
Current Secret Submissions Post: here.
Suggestions, comments, and concerns should go here.

Comments

Help me find this awful thing?

[(Anonymous)]

A loooong time ago there was a post on fanficrants (or a similar LJ comm, I can't remember if it was actually fanficrants) with an excerpt from an HP fic (Ron/Draco, I believe) describing a 42-inch dick. Some of the comments on that post were hilarious and I wish I could find it again. By any chance, would someone here happen to have a link to it?

Re: Help me find this awful thing?

[(Anonymous)]

http://fanficrants.livejournal.com/1798922.html

Re: Help me find this awful thing?

[(Anonymous)]

AYRT

THANK YOU FROM THE BOTTOM OF MY HEART.

Re: Help me find this awful thing?

[morieris]

/reads

Thanks Anon!

Re: Help me find this awful thing?

[inevitableentresol]

My lady parts seized up at the mention of a dick that size.

Good luck and best wishes to anyone who enjoys reading it.

Re: Help me find this awful thing?

[(Anonymous)]

Was that the one that could go on disneyland rides by itself?

Re: Help me find this awful thing?

[diet_poison]

I just skimmed the comments and yes, that was there. I think it was my favorite comment. XD