[ SECRET POST #2590 ]

[case]

⌈ Secret Post #2590 ⌋

Warning: Some secrets are NOT worksafe and may contain SPOILERS.

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02.
[Star Trek: The Next Generation]


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03.
[Don't Hug Me I'm Scared]


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04.
[Cloud Atlas]


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05.
[Hannibal]


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06.
[Goonies]


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07.
[Gwilym Lee]


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08.
[Mass Effect]


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09.
[Sherlock]


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10.
[Sleepy Hollow]


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11.
[Star Wars Episode III: Revenge of the Sith]


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12.
[Sherlock]


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13.
[Being Human UK]


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14.
[Craig Ferguson]


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15.
[Christina Ricci]


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16.
[High School Musical]


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17.
[Blue Exorcist]


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18.
[Frozen, Tangled]


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19.
[Amanda Palmer, Emilie Autumn]










Notes:

Secrets Left to Post: 03 pages, 065 secrets from Secret Submission Post #370.
Secrets Not Posted: [ 0 - broken links ], [ 0 - not!secrets ], [ 0 - not!fandom ], [ 0 - too big ], [ 0 - repeat ].
Current Secret Submissions Post: here.
Suggestions, comments, and concerns should go here.

Comments

I just wanted to share this with you. Stephen King's awkward boners.

[kallanda_lee]

http://stephenkingsboners.tumblr.com/

Re: I just wanted to share this with you. Stephen King's awkward boners.

[greenvelvetcake]

Stephen King does love him some dicks.

Re: I just wanted to share this with you. Stephen King's awkward boners.

[greenvelvetcake]

Uh okay I never read The Stand. Do... do these quotes make more sense in context?

Re: I just wanted to share this with you. Stephen King's awkward boners.

[(Anonymous)]

I've never read it either and I now assume that the title is referring to a dick standing on end.

Re: I just wanted to share this with you. Stephen King's awkward boners.

[kallanda_lee]

Some of them do...some are just a bit awkward.

Re: I just wanted to share this with you. Stephen King's awkward boners.

[comradesmiler]

Do they all float?

Re: I just wanted to share this with you. Stephen King's awkward boners.

[dancing_clown]

LOL.

Re: I just wanted to share this with you. Stephen King's awkward boners.

[lunabee34]

down here

Re: I just wanted to share this with you. Stephen King's awkward boners.

[herpymcderp]

Not sure whether to lol or be disappointed.

Really Mr. King? "Stick me with it" sounds like you're talking about a needle or another sharp metallic object. Now I have the mental image of some guy poking some chick around the upper arm area with his boner.

Re: I just wanted to share this with you. Stephen King's awkward boners.

[greenvelvetcake]

...
...

You're going to feel a little prick.

Re: I just wanted to share this with you. Stephen King's awkward boners.

[herpymcderp]

Perfect.

Re: I just wanted to share this with you. Stephen King's awkward boners.

[case]

IIRC the person saying them in the novel was kind of mentally breaking at that point, so it was pretty fitting! AFAIK wasn't meant to be sexy in the least. Half of these boner quotes aren't, sex wasn't glorified much in the Stand as much as used for squick/grimdark.

Re: I just wanted to share this with you. Stephen King's awkward boners.

[(Anonymous)]

oh thank god, it's not just my imagination. he really IS obsessed with boners.

Re: I just wanted to share this with you. Stephen King's awkward boners.

[sootyowl]

I thought this post was going to be about Stephen King popping boners at awkward times (like at book signings). I'm a bit disappointed and a touch grateful it isn't.

Re: I just wanted to share this with you. Stephen King's awkward boners.

[lunabee34]

Ahahahahahhahahaa Me too

Re: I just wanted to share this with you. Stephen King's awkward boners.

[(Anonymous)]

...dammit, you know how sometimes you read about someone eating, say, barbecue, and now you're suddenly craving barbecue?

I'm having the same experience now. But not for barbecue.

Re: I just wanted to share this with you. Stephen King's awkward boners.

[(Anonymous)]

My little brother thought that barbecue chips tasted like licking a barbecue.