[ SECRET POST #2591 ]

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⌈ Secret Post #2591 ⌋

Warning: Some secrets are NOT worksafe and may contain SPOILERS.

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Notes:

Secrets Left to Post: 02 pages, 046 secrets from Secret Submission Post #370.
Secrets Not Posted: [ 0 - broken links ], [ 0 - not!secrets ], [ 0 - not!fandom ], [ 0 - too big ], [ 0 - repeat ].
Current Secret Submissions Post: here.
Suggestions, comments, and concerns should go here.

Comments

[fscom]

09. http://i.imgur.com/oTGI1gm.png

[diet_poison]

...what even is that first one? it looks very, very weird

[chardmonster]

It's an anti-drug book for children. Every character is a horse. An anatomically correct horse.



Dramatic reading: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iWB9MfYoSfo

You can buy it! It's forbiddingly expensive: http://www.amazon.com/Latawnya-Naughty-Horse-Learns-Drugs/dp/0533091020

[(Anonymous)]

Over $200? Are you for fucking real? Is this shit coated in bronze?

[(Anonymous)]

http://pixiestixkidspix.wordpress.com/awesome-resources-for-reading-and-kid-lit/latawnya-the-naughty-horse-learns-to-say-no-to-drugs/

[chardmonster]

I love you.

I'm picturing Rarity with a cigarette hanging out of her snout and making a bottle of booze hover with her magical horn. She is a bad pony. She will die of something.

[greenvelvetcake]

[(Anonymous)]

OMG, somebody do this.

[rubbertea]

And what would that be? 'In which Pinkie Pie admits to being on speed all the time'? 'Fluttershy learns that smoking grass doesn't actually make you feel closer to nature'?

[(Anonymous)]

There's an actual canon scene where Pinkie Pie sneezes out a bunch of confetti. I can only assume she's snorting it to satiate her party cravings.

[(Anonymous)]

I really want to see this now OP, even though I'm not really in the MLP fandom

[(Anonymous)]

I had no idea I wanted this, but now I do.

[(Anonymous)]

Racist horse.

[insanenoodlyguy]

There is no racism in equestria. Only those who know thier place and liars who delude themselves that they aren't subpony.

[intrigueing]

YES.

[ibbity]

No comment on the actual secret but Latawnya is the most unintentionally hilarious children's book i have ever read, even though I have only ever read a few pages because I've only seen this book online.

[cakemage]

Yes, yes, yes, a thousand times yes.

[eaten_by_bears]

Oh god, me too.

[(Anonymous)]

YES MAKE IT SO

[(Anonymous)]

How naughty IS she?

[(Anonymous)]

Wow, I thought I was the only one who kept wondering why no one did it!

Except my idea was more along the line of coloring in the book so the characters looked like MLP characters.