[ SECRET POST #2594 ]

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⌈ Secret Post #2594 ⌋

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Comments

[fscom]

04. http://i.imgur.com/LY1CRQY.png?3?2566

[(Anonymous)]

I can't handle fanon nicknames, seriously. Especially for names that really don't need nicknames, because come on, some of them are already like five letters.

[badass_tiger]

Agreed. Especially when they're out of the blue. Sometimes it may be IC for a character to give another a nickname, but when it's just some random name or term of endearment and everyone starts using it, it gets really lame.

[dreemyweird]

Yes, this. I like IC nicknames... but I've never seen one.

[rubbertea]

It's even worse when the nicknames are used not only in the dialogue, but in the narration as well. Who is narrating the story, the character's mum?

[forgottenjester]

Yup.

[queerwolf]

This. I've seen some authors give both Stiles and Derek nicknames :/

[(Anonymous)]

Ugh, "Sourwolf" needs to just go away and die in the woods already.

[(Anonymous)]

I hate the word "cum". I think that would bug me more than the nickname. Though it was weird at first when a character had the same unusual name as my little brother, so I kind of get you.

[(Anonymous)]

Would you prefer someone crying out "EJACULATE ON ME" in the throes of passion?

[(Anonymous)]

If you think those are the only two options I am sorry for the porn you have been reading. :(

[(Anonymous)]

Give it to me, anon! C'mon! I wanna know the other options!

[(Anonymous)]

Nayrt

How about 'come'? Much less ridiculous than 'cum' and generally more common and accepted in fanfic.

[mimi-sardinia.livejournal.com]

I agree with that - 'cum' looks like laughable bad spelling of 'come'.

[(Anonymous)]

In my fandom, cum is the noun and come is the verb.

[mimi-sardinia.livejournal.com]

It might still hit me slightly wrong, but I think that would work better.

[forgottenjester]

Aw, I'm sorry OP. That's funny but it also sucks.

[(Anonymous)]

One time I was reading some sporkings of bad porn fic, which was all hilarious fun and games until a female character in one of the fics had my mother's name. I noped out of there so hard, and became very glad that none of my main fandoms have characters which share names with family members...

[(Anonymous)]

Hahaha, I have that problem with Metal Gear, although it's not a nickname, it's the characters (hella common) REAL name. Luckily, most people don't call Big Boss "John," so my boner remains unimpaired most of the time. My condolences, OP.