[ SECRET POST #2597 ]

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⌈ Secret Post #2597 ⌋

Warning: Some secrets are NOT worksafe and may contain SPOILERS.

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Notes:

Secrets Left to Post: 02 pages, 047 secrets from Secret Submission Post #371.
Secrets Not Posted: [ 0 - broken links ], [ 0 - not!secrets ], [ 0 - not!fandom ], [ 0 - too big ], [ 0 - repeat ], [ 1 - titc ].
Current Secret Submissions Post: here.
Suggestions, comments, and concerns should go here.

Comments

MINE EYES HAVE SEEN THE GLORY OF THE COMING OF THE LORD

[(Anonymous)]

"Hutch Can Go Into a Trance That Looks Like Death and Bets Starsky a Black Angus Steak That He Can Come Out of It If Starsky Recites His Full Name"

"Starsky Becomes Obsessed by a Cat Food Jingle, and Thinks Hutch Has Been Acting in Porn Movies"

"Hutch is Nearly Crushed to Death by an Empire Strikes Back Billboard"

"Huggy’s Catholic School Seventh-Grade Teacher Tries to Kill Him"

"Starsky is Attacked by Dogs While Having Ducklings in His Pocket"

"Starsky Enters a Daycare, Shoots the Bad Guy With a Machine Gun in Front of Toddlers, and Then Yells, “Okay, kiddies! Just like the movies! Happy ending!”"


WHAT IS THIS MAGIC. WHAT IS IT.

Re: MINE EYES HAVE SEEN THE GLORY OF THE COMING OF THE LORD

[(Anonymous)]

The finniest thing is I'm pretty sure all these ones you've listed could have been real episodes - lest we forget "Starsky and Hutch go undercover as Gay Hairdressers", "Starsky and Hutch go to a Psychic and then Starsky saves Hutch from the bad guys with an Elephant Gun", "Starsky and Hutch find kittens and name them Starsky and Hutch", "Starsky and Hutch have a bet over who is the smartest so Hutch hides in the city is various hilarious disguises for 48 hours - unbeknownst to him he has consumed botulism soup, so Starsky has to find him for real to save his life", all actual events in episodes.

Re: MINE EYES HAVE SEEN THE GLORY OF THE COMING OF THE LORD

[lunabee34]

OMG

Wow

The kittens one is best.

Re: MINE EYES HAVE SEEN THE GLORY OF THE COMING OF THE LORD

[(Anonymous)]

"Starsky Enters a Daycare, Shoots the Bad Guy With a Machine Gun in Front of Toddlers, and Then Yells, “Okay, kiddies! Just like the movies! Happy ending!”"

Starsky would actually totally do this if he really was forced to shoot someone in a daycare. :D