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⌈ Secret Post #2600 ⌋

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Calling all people who are attracted to dudes with peens -- Are guys' crotch bulges a turn-on for you, like women's cleavage is to many men? Or do you not really care about them? If you don't, do you have more of an eye for the ass/chest/arms/whatever?

Dicks are gross.

Butts are where it's at.

Cleavage is attractive to women too.

I actually check women out more than I do men (the booty is tantalizing), so I don't really know. I know I don't look at dick bulge irl, though I like it in porny pics.

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I like dicks but I don't really care about the bulge. Chests are nice, and backs.

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I think dicks are attractive. And bulges can be attractive if they give a suggestion of what the dick might look like. I think cleavage does a better job of suggesting shape, though. Also, while dicks are nice, butts are where its at. The whole back half of men in general, really.

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I feel obligated to share this glorious link. The history of crotch bulges in American TV over the decades:

http://neptsdepths.blogspot.com/2011/11/holiday-stuffing-bulging-at-seams.html

The winner is either Tom Jones or David Soul? IDK.

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It can be. I definitely notice when it's missing.

Bulges are more likely to make me giggle because clearly I'm still twelve. My eye tends to roam over men's chests, actually. Arms, backs, shoulders. I guess I'm more fixated on everything above the waist if we're talking about not-nude men.

Asses are where it's at for me below the waist. I only care about bulges when they're invisible when the pants they're inside of means that the bulge really ought not be invisible.

Don't really care about bulges, they're not a sexy thing to me. I like nice jawlines and the arms/shoulders/chest area.

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Nope, crotch bulges weird me out. Cleavage is okay, but doesn't really do much for me. Don't really have one particular body part that I'm attracted to.

Nope. Penises are fine (some of them... others are ugly, and they don't need to be HUGE either) but bulges are not particularly attractive.

I look mostly at a guy's face, then hair, body, and sometimes hands. I'm not really attracted to the muscular look, so I don't pay much attention to arms.

Wide shoulders, thighs and butts for me. Crotch bulge, unless it's OMG! YOU CAN SEE IT FROM SPACE! I don't care.

I'm not opposed to it, but I'm an arm-porn gal myself. Oh, but a spankable rear end is good too.

Nope to the crotch bulges, because, as far as I've seen, having a visible crotch bulge means:

a) those pants are too tight, what's wrong with you
b) you have an inappropriate public boner
c) or both!

Not sexy. I like backs,shoulders, and calves when I'm ogling.

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I wouldn't call it a turn-on but I do like looking at them.

Mostly I forget guys have dicks so when I see a bulge I'm like, "Oh yeah, there's a dick in there. Huh."

I don't have a preference for looking at anything, really. That's a not a surprise. I just like people's hands and faces. They tell you a lot.

Shoulders. Arms also, but shoulders.

I also like nice calves on a guy. Chicken legs can kill my attraction to a dude with remarkable rapidity.

Not especially, although I will make exceptions for Bowie's area in Labyrinth.

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I'm definitely an upper body person when it comes to men, I can appreciate a nice ass but I don't like them in the same way.

No, I think they're gross and it's crass to stare at them, let alone pass around gifs of somebody's crotch-bulge. Bleccch.

The main thing I look at is a guy's face. Shoulders, arms and backs can be nice too.

Errrrr. I don't stare at crotches in person, too rude and obvious. Sometimes I take a subtle glance at butts though.

I will generally be more impressed with a man if he wears pants that fit him well. Preferably a nice pair of jeans that are a flattering cut and neither too loose nor too tight.

I think the majority of noticeable bulges happen when people wear the wrong size pants or the wrong underwear. I have just been informed by my roommate that Under Armour (?) is his preference for wearing with fitted jeans. Apparently it holds everything in place. He demonstrated this with hand gestures that I will be trying to forget for a long time.

I don't really look at dudes' crotches first thing because it's somewhat weird to think how there's a penis there unless they have tight pants making a huge bulge because how can you not look?

I really like face, chest, and butt.

I very much enjoy looking at them, plus all the other parts you mention. :D Obligatory Will Graham in his boxers: