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⌈ Secret Post #2605 ⌋

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[Slenderman]

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[Saints Row 3]

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[Doctor Who]

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[Welcome to Night Vale, My Mad Fat Diary]

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[The Middle]

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[Steven Universe]

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[Kyuhyun and Seohyun]

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[Disney]

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[Teen Wolf]

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[Thor: Dark World]

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[The Avengers/Clark Gregg]

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[Teen Wolf]

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[Hannibal]

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[Fate/Stay Night]

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No. No no no no no I do NOT have a crush on a long-gone member who caused a lot of drama in a fandom I'm still too shy to admit I'm even IN. No. No. I do not.

[hides face in horror and shame]

I do oh God I think I do

Inspired by OP, because we all have embarrassing crushes.

Peter Hale. But only when he is being a creeper.

He's cute. Is his character unsavory?

Re: Let's play the "No, I don't have a crush on this person/character game"

kaijinscendre - 2014-02-20 01:40 (UTC) - Expand

(Anonymous) - 2014-02-20 02:26 (UTC) - Expand

When he does his smug villain face, I am all aflutter.

I also found Ian Bohen hot when he played a stoner in Mad Men.

Stop making me like jerks with your pretty face.

Ugh, I am right with you. I don't understand why I find him so attractive while at the same time finding him so creepy and reprehensible. I don't understand my brain.

elaminator - 2014-02-20 02:28 (UTC) - Expand

Dylan O'Brien's hands.

I am comfortable with my crush on Dylan O'Brien, but yesterday I watched a gif of him stroking a katana for like half an hour. I'm not even exaggerating.

Send help.

no, but that gif of him stroking a katana is magic. I am not even attracted to Dylan O'Brien and I found that gif set amazing. It was pornographic, the way his fingers played with the handle.

I see absolutely nothing wrong with having a crush on Dylan O'Brien's hands. Or Dylan O'Brien's anything; it's all good. Very, very good.

(This season taught me that he's surprisingly fit as well, so now the crush is even bigger. Thank you Nemeton.)

Watching him stroke anything is not a waste of time, just sayin'.

(And I'm with anon, that katana stroking was basically porn. I was so looking forward to that scene just from the previews.)

You need no help. All of Dylan O'Brien is crushworthy, especially the hand porn.

Aw come on guys. I said embarrassing! Embarrassing! I have a crush on John Ratzenburger, ffs. His fucking character on Cheers is a loser and a jerk and I fucking love him.

All the ones on guys.

There we go. Lots more embarrassing.

Al Capone on Boardwalk Empire. There's just something about his smile.

If you ever feel ashamed of your crush, remember that there's someone out there whose first crush was on Jar Jar Binks, and that someone was me. I'm sure you'll feel better about yourself instantly.

Wow. How old were you? What was it about Jar jar? I find this fascinating. Tell me more.

(Anonymous) - 2014-02-20 02:34 (UTC) - Expand

fingalsanteater - 2014-02-20 02:36 (UTC) - Expand

(Anonymous) - 2014-02-20 02:51 (UTC) - Expand

I'm not sure if Jar Jar is more or less embarrassing than my SW crush, honestly. I once had a crush on Naboo. Yes, the planet. Goddamn. I can't even.

(Anonymous) - 2014-02-20 02:50 (UTC) - Expand

(Anonymous) - 2014-02-20 02:53 (UTC) - Expand

I don't find it embarrassing, but I do feel a bit odd about having crushes on the younger members of the Teen Wolf cast. I know they're legal, I know they don't look like teenagers, but still. I feel slightly guilty about it. (I have no problem talking about it, but I still feel SLIGHTLY guilty about it.)

Adult Simba. He's hot and I can't help it.

Oh, and Elsa from Frozen. Again, she's 21, but she looks pretty young.