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The One Ass To Rule Them All. Come on, you know that among all the male actors you've ever seen, including the guys whose asses were on screen decades ago and are old now, or even dead now, which one has the ass so fine that there are none that can compare?

Chris Evans has gotta be up there.

My first thought

Obvious it's Chris Evans. Specifically in The Avengers. Dat ass. Gaze upon its beauty and despair. Legions of pre-pubescent girls and boys who love superhero movies will have their first glimpse of it and become aware of their sexuality all in one fell swoop, much as Slave Leia in a metal bikini did for so many kids so many years ago. They shall never be quite the same.

Thine eyes have seen the glory of the coming of the Lord, kids.

That guy. You know, that one. The one from that TV show in the 1970s, when I was 13 years old, whose tight, tight, tight jeans made me realize I was gay.

I don't remember the show or the guy, but I remember the moment.

This could be many actors (IDGAF what anyone thinks: in my opinion, the '70s had really flattering male clothes apart from the goofy wide ties) but this comment is bringing my mind to that ass of perfection owned by a certain Paul Michael Glaser of Starsky and Hutch.

Paul Michael Glaser of Starsky and Hutch.

Paul Michael Glaser of Starsky and Hutch.

+100000000

nayrt

the '70s had really flattering male clothes

Yes! I've never been a fan of really wide bell-bottoms, but the way the jeans fit the rest of the leg (and ass) was delicious. Just make the lower leg/ankle more of a boot cut than bell-bottom and the whole thing is perfect. I wish men wore jeans like that now.

Ohhhhhhhhhhh yes. I definitely remember that. I remember wondering if he had to be sewn into those jeans like one of Marilyn Monroe's dresses ^_^

Jeremy Renner!

Assvengers is full of beautiful man-booty. Chris Evans doesn't let the team down.

Tom Sellek?

Tom Hardy with a bag over his face, tbh.

Pre or post Batman tho.

Emilio Estevez standing up in the bathtub in Young Guns.

My best friend and I wore a skip in her VHS tape rewinding and replaying that one little scene over and over again.

*swoons*

That is the cutest thing I have heard all day. Your goofy adolescent self just put a big smile on my face. :)

Re: What male actor has/had the best ass?

lunabee34 - 2014-02-22 04:36 (UTC) - Expand

There's this really good kid's movie called Red Dog, and I don't even even know who the actor is but in one scene he's wearing a short bathing suit with his ass checks barely contained and he had the finest ass I'd ever seen. It was just... yum and the first time I ever wanted to rim a dude.

Another vote for Chris Evans.

Eddie Murphy

I was coming here to say Chris Evans and I'm glad so many people are in agreement.

Considering the number of spectacular male actor asses out there, I'm not sure how anyone can choose just one. Chris Evans is probably the popular choice just because he has a widely circulated flexing ass gif out there, but I really don't think his is the best.

Brad Pitt in Troy. My god, he has the only (male) ass I've ever drooled over.

At some points, Brad Pitt. And I remember this stupid 80s movie called Campus Man - the swimmer, his butt was nice. But this is actually something that can be changed by a role that requires being buff and flattering outfits.

Hugh Laurie

Before this ass started drinking heavily and vocally hating Jews, Mel Gibson's ass could do some fantastic work.

Pfft, everyone's saying Chris Evans, but I vote Chris Hemsworth. Watch Rush and you'll understand.

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