[ SECRET POST #2607 ]

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⌈ Secret Post #2607 ⌋

Warning: Some secrets are NOT worksafe and may contain SPOILERS.

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[Shaun of the Dead]


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13. http://i.imgur.com/Lnyxfbz.jpg
[link for porny, doujinshi]


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14. [SPOILERS for DRAMAtical Murder]






















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15. [WARNING for rape]



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17. [WARNING for molestation]

[Gatchaman Crowds]


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18. [WARNING for dub-con]



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19. [WARNING for molestation]
http://i.imgur.com/tm7SaaX.jpg
[Shingeki no Kyojin, molestation scene? in image]


















Notes:

Secrets Left to Post: 00 pages, 000 secrets from Secret Submission Post #372.
Secrets Not Posted: [ 0 - broken links ], [ 1 - not!secrets ], [ 1 - not!fandom ], [ 0 - too big ], [ 0 - repeat ].
Current Secret Submissions Post: here.
Suggestions, comments, and concerns should go here.

Comments

[fscom]

02. http://i.imgur.com/V2yPVAG.png

[(Anonymous)]

Wouldn't that be awesome if they all were about bacon and eggs in some way?

Like, Bella and Edward go out for breakfast at a new restaurant and it has the best bacon and eggs ever, and the bacon and eggs are described in loving detail, and there's even an aside where the lives of the pig and the chicken that made the mean possible are explored.

[leikomgwtfbbq]

I would read that.

[(Anonymous)]

I knew there was something special, something different, the moment I laid eyes on them. Even from across the room, I knew. My nostrils flared, taking in that heavenly aroma. My mouth watered, anxious for the first taste of that paradise approaching. I didn't even notice the people around, my attention was so fixed on the perfection before me. Yellow eyes gazed coquettishly up at me from a face of milky paleness framed with delicately curling golden tendrils. The contrast with the rich, vibrant brown accompanying it was so elegantly understated, yet masterful, that I nearly wept at the sheer beauty of it. I turned my covetous gaze upon the equally desirous, lightly bronzed partner, regarding it with as much affection as the first object of my distraction. Finally I was able to bear it no more, not even the perfection displayed managing to slake my terrible hunger. I would destroy this beauty, I knew, but my biology was not to be denied. Eagerly I bit down, not even managing to be delicate in the face of such need. I almost groaned as the first wondrous taste hit my tongue. Truly, not even the ambrosia of the gods could best the amazing flavour flooding my senses. Across from me, my companion was unable to display such decorum. A long, languorous moan escaped her lips. She raised her eyes to mine, wonder clear in her gaze.

"Edward, these have got to be the best eggs ever! And have you tried the bacon?"

[(Anonymous)]

Argh! :D

Bullseye...

[(Anonymous)]

This is magical.

[dreemyweird]

oMG

<3

[queerwolf]

First thing I think of is breaking and entering. Not as fun.

[(Anonymous)]

My first thought as well.

I guess we are either not hungry, or secretly felons.

[queerwolf]

Shh!

[elephantinegrace]

What do you mean secretly?

Edit: can you say, misfire?

[(Anonymous)]

Me too.

[(Anonymous)]

Hey, B&E is loads of fun. Or so says every heist movie I've ever seen, anyway.

[comma_chameleon]

That was my first thought too. XD Though now I want bacon and eggs...

[quantumreality]

Me too.

[mekkio]

For a second there I thought, "What's B and E? I thought that was "breaking and entering"." Then a second later I got it. "Ohh, yeah. Bella and Edward." Though I like the idea of Twilight fanfic where it's all about breaking and entering diners to get bacon and eggs.

[othellia]

But the important question remains: which one's the bacon and which one's the egg?

[(Anonymous)]

I heard Jacob was in love with the egg.

[(Anonymous)]

Zing.

[(Anonymous)]

B&E makes me think break and enter.

But now I want bacon and eggs. >.> THANKS OP

[quantumreality]

I ate delicious bacon and eggs this morning. X-D

[diet_poison]

this secret made me giggle