[ SECRET POST #2609 ]

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⌈ Secret Post #2609 ⌋

Warning: Some secrets are NOT worksafe and may contain SPOILERS.

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Notes:

Secrets Left to Post: 04 pages, 076 secrets from Secret Submission Post #372.
Secrets Not Posted: [ 0 - broken links ], [ 0 - not!secrets ], [ 1 - not!fandom ], [ 0 - too big ], [ 0 - repeat ].
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Comments

[(Anonymous)]

Pigs are intelligent and we eat them

[insanenoodlyguy]

Disney pigs could fucking sing a song about it. That's higher tier.

[(Anonymous)]

oh my god I want this. An HONEST Disney film. How cool would that be?
Slaughterhouse: The Pig Daphne's Story

[katherine_b]

Last time I checked, this was called Babe.

[ludwigvonkoopa]

Also, Charlotte's Web.

[(Anonymous)]

If I had talking pig friends who sang songs about helping me through my abusive family struggles I'd try to stop things from eating them. Wouldn't you?

[iceyred]

No. I would turn them into delicious bacon and serve them to my abusive family. No more singing porkchops and maybe my abusive family would quit being such jerks.

[(Anonymous)]

I... I can't argue with that. I might try and hit you with a broom though. You know, if you kept coming after my musical colony of animal friends.

[iceyred]

I can shred your broom with my claws. Bwahahaha!

/evil kitty

[(Anonymous)]

If you're a kitty that can cook up some bacon we can be friends.

We'll just eat animals with whom I haven't formed a tight emotional bond. Or a barbershop quartet.

[iceyred]

Fair enough. No eating of annoying singing critters. In exchange, I get all the catnip I want.