[ SECRET POST #2609 ]

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⌈ Secret Post #2609 ⌋

Warning: Some secrets are NOT worksafe and may contain SPOILERS.

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Notes:

Secrets Left to Post: 04 pages, 076 secrets from Secret Submission Post #372.
Secrets Not Posted: [ 0 - broken links ], [ 0 - not!secrets ], [ 1 - not!fandom ], [ 0 - too big ], [ 0 - repeat ].
Current Secret Submissions Post: here.
Suggestions, comments, and concerns should go here.

Comments

[iceyred]

I'm not following your logic. Men make secrets/posts on FS hoping to convince women to score with them? I'm reasonably certain the only two people on FS having sex with each other are Noodles and Chard. Personally, if I wanted someone to have sex with me, posting on FS would not be the way I'd go about flirting with them.

A+ picture though.

[(Anonymous)]

the only two people on FS having sex with each other are Noodles and Chard.

You've never been to the stream, have you?

[iceyred]

I keep meaning to, but stuff/life always gets in the way. Why? Is it an all out orgy or something?

[elephantinegrace]

Can confirm. I attended.

Weirdest birthday present ever.

[iceyred]

Well. I'm sad that I missed that. I will make an effort next time. I'll put it on my calendar and everything.

[insanenoodlyguy]

You just might have sex after all!

[elephantinegrace]

And there goes the rest of my cider on my keyboard.

[iceyred]

A Catholic girl having premarital sex over the internet?

Trollolol. Let's do it!

[truxillogical]

For some reason, that comment with Kili's smug, satisfied smile is kind of perfect.

[elephantinegrace]

It totally does!

Completely unintentional, I swear.

[insanenoodlyguy]

You loved it you dirty ho.

-suggestive eyebrows-

[elephantinegrace]

Funny story, my 18th birthday present actually did end up involving an orgy. And a flail chest, but mostly an orgy.

[diet_poison]

...do enough other people actually live in proximity to one another?

[cbrachyrhynchos]

I don't understand this secret.

[iceyred]

Nobody does. I had to read it four times before I came up with a guesstimate of what OP was trying to say.