[ SECRET POST #2611 ]

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⌈ Secret Post #2611 ⌋

Warning: Some secrets are NOT worksafe and may contain SPOILERS.

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Notes:

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Secrets Not Posted: [ 1 - broken links ], [ 0 - not!secrets ], [ 1 - not!fandom ], [ 0 - too big ], [ 0 - repeat ].
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Comments

[(Anonymous)]

You're a NERV employee and have just been given the job to be a caretaker for Shinji while he's living in Tokyo-3. How do you deal with this sad little hedgehog?

[(Anonymous)]

WTF is this sentence?

[(Anonymous)]

I'm going to push him into the oncoming traffic and save everyone some grief.

[sarillia]

I give him a hug and tell him that it's okay to be scared and that I would be cracking up under his conditions too.

I feel so protective toward all those characters who get dismissed as "whiny" or whatever when I know I would be even worse than them in their position.

[(Anonymous)]

A nice bubblebath.

[(Anonymous)]

Stop resisting Shinji, I know you want it. It's your fault for being such a little slut anyways. Just a little more. There, there. That wasn't so bad, was it? I swear to God, if you don't stop fucking crying I'll hit you. I really will.

You can't tell anybody at NERV about this, you know. They'll all call you a whore and say you brought it on yourself. It's true. It's because Shinji-kun is a little faggot who likes being fucked in the ass. They'll laugh at you and call you a freak. You can't let anyone know how disgusting you truly are.

Now, goodnight Shinji-kun. And the best part is that we live together, so we can do the same thing tomorrow! And the day after that, and the day after that, and they day after that...

SHUT UP ASUKA

[chardmonster]

WE CAN HEAR YOU MUTTERING TO YOUR SHINJI PILLOW IN THERE

IT'S CREEPY, ASUKA

[(Anonymous)]

What does all of this have to do with a bubble bath???

[(Anonymous)]

Give him hugs and positive attention.

[(Anonymous)]

Drunkenly tease and flirt with him, then promise him sex because it's the only way I know to show affection.

[iceyred]

A shit ton of therapy.

[(Anonymous)]

Try to talk some sense into his boyfriend to stop getting himself blown to pieces because that will only traumatise Shinji more than he is already.

[(Anonymous)]

teach him to play gin rummy

[(Anonymous)]

Fed him insects and let him stay as a hedgehog. I'm sure he'd be happier that way.

[the_missing_y]

Girlfriend answers are best answers. as follows:

"I'd make damn sure there's a sturdy lock on my bedroom and bathroom door.
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I dunno, maybe I'd teach him how to live like Barney tried to do for Ted from HIMYM."

[(Anonymous)]

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