[ SECRET POST #2614 ]

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⌈ Secret Post #2614 ⌋

Warning: Some secrets are NOT worksafe and may contain SPOILERS.

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03.
[The Americans]


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04. http://oi58.tinypic.com/2a5hg1g.jpg
[underage nudity, fanart stuff, harry potter]


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05. http://abload.de/img/blue1iqs99.png
[porny, liveaction]


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07. http://oi57.tinypic.com/2ednvhc.jpg
[underage nudity, lolicon stuff]


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08. [SPOILERS for Thor: The Dark World]



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09. [SPOILERS for True Blood]



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10. [SPOILERS for Kill la Kill]



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11. [SPOILERS for Sons of Anarchy]



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12. [SPOILERS for the Lego Movie]



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13. [WARNING for incest]

[How I Live Now]


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14. [WARNING for suicide]

[Robert E. Howard]

















Notes:

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Comments

[brandiweed.livejournal.com]

Hm, that parenthetical aside doesn't seem snide to me. If anything, King's sarcasm was dedicated to the kind of "thud and blunder" stuff that Howard, alas, spawned. From the previous paragraphs in that passage of Danse Macabre (p. 323 in my paperback edition):

"... [I] make the following wild statement: all fantasy fiction is essentially about the concept of power; great fantasy fiction is about people who find it at great cost or lose it tragically; mediocre fantasy fiction is about people who have it and never lose it but simply wield it. Mediocre fantasy fiction generally appeals to people who feel a decided shortage of power in their own lives and obtain a vicarious shot of it by reading stories of strong-thewed barbarians whose extraordinary prowess at fighting is only excelled by their extraordinary prowess at fucking; in these stories we are apt to encounter a seven-foot-tall hero fighting his way up the alabaster stairs of some ruined temple, a flashing sword in one hand and a scantily clad beauty lolling over his free arm.

"This sort of fiction, commonly called 'sword and sorcery' by its fans, is not fantasy at its lowest, but it still has a pretty tacky feel; mostly it's The Hardy Boys dressed up in animal skins and rated R (and with cover art by Jeff Jones, as likely as not). ..."

(Also, I realize I'd never seen a picture of old "Two-Gun Bob" before, and for one brief moment I was wondering why someone said Al Capone had committed suicide.)

[kamino_neko]

(Also, I realize I'd never seen a picture of old "Two-Gun Bob" before, and for one brief moment I was wondering why someone said Al Capone had committed suicide.)

Hah, me too. The resemblance really is startling.

[(Anonymous)]

for one brief moment I was wondering why someone said Al Capone had committed suicide

Oh thank god it was't just me.

[hiyami]

Re. Al Capone : that's four of us then...

[(Anonymous)]

Fifthing the Al Capone thing.