[ SECRET POST #2615 ]

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⌈ Secret Post #2615 ⌋

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Secrets Not Posted: [ 0 - broken links ], [ 0 - not!secrets ], [ 0 - not!fandom ], [ 0 - too big ], [ 0 - repeat ].
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Comments

im a 12 yrs old and a boy

[(Anonymous)]

Aesthetically, what breast size do you think is best?

Physically, what breast size do think is most convenient?

Also how do you feel about dicks?

Re: im a 12 yrs old and a boy

[(Anonymous)]

wut

Re: im a 12 yrs old and a boy

[(Anonymous)]

Gross. Grow up.

Re: im a 12 yrs old and a boy

[(Anonymous)]

Isn't it past your bedtime young man?

Re: im a 12 yrs old and a boy

[(Anonymous)]

This is just not...no, you are not. Your capitalization betrays you.

Re: im a 12 yrs old and a boy

[(Anonymous)]

And 'aesthetically'.

Re: im a 12 yrs old and a boy

[(Anonymous)]

ayrt

And the commas.

Re: im a 12 yrs old and a boy

[the_missing_y]

Ok. (should I go anon for this? Nah, fuck it.)

Aesthetically size is not a factor. Shape is what makes good boobs good. round and perky are, imo, Aesthetically best.

Physically, I don't have a horse in this race.

Dicks. I can barely tolerate my own dick.

aside from your questions, which I don't find too much of an inconvenience to answer, I have to say I don't entirely understand the "im a 12 yrs old and a boy" schtick.

Re: im a 12 yrs old and a boy

[(Anonymous)]

Aesthetically size is not a factor. Shape is what makes good boobs good. round and perky are, imo, Aesthetically best.

Ahahaha yes. I lost a lot of respect for a boyfriend when he announced that he liked my left breast best because it was bigger. Bigger, yes, but so much less pretty.

Re: im a 12 yrs old and a boy

[dethtoll]

are your parents home

Re: im a 12 yrs old and a boy

[comradesmiler]

Good one.

Re: im a 12 yrs old and a boy

[dethtoll]

can't take credit

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YuOBzWF0Aws

Re: im a 12 yrs old and a boy

[comradesmiler]

Hohoho.
Actually, that was was what the hypothetical pizza guy said in the first topic.

Re: im a 12 yrs old and a boy

[inkdust]

*little boy

Re: im a 12 yrs old and a boy

[dethtoll]

oh jesus i didn't even look at that LJ thread and i was confused at first

ahahaha

Re: im a 12 yrs old and a boy

[sporkly]

That's actually pretty funny.

Re: im a 12 yrs old and a boy

[diet_poison]

"hey little boy, are your parents home? here's your pizza" :P

Re: im a 12 yrs old and a boy

[(Anonymous)]

Why not find out for yourself? Toys 'R' Us sells some very economical bags of sand for practice.

is this legal?

[(Anonymous)]

Are you an undercover cop trying to catch perverts talking with underage kids?

Re: is this legal?

[the_missing_y]

Shit. I had not considered that. Well, I'm going to prison.

Re: im a 12 yrs old and a boy

[herpymcderp]

I hope this is facetious.

I like all tits. I also like dicks.

Re: im a 12 yrs old and a boy

[diet_poison]

I am willing to be money you are not 12 years old and a boy. Nice try though.

Re: im a 12 yrs old and a boy

[forgottenjester]

?

Re: im a 12 yrs old and a boy

[(Anonymous)]

- B
- B
- They're ugly.

Re: im a 12 yrs old and a boy

[(Anonymous)]

You're either a surprisingly good troll (the subtlety of complete unsubtlety!) or for real. I'd say definitely the former, but I remember what a freakin' idiot I was at 12, so I'll play along on the off chance.

1. Doesn't matter. It's like asking what food is best. Anyone who has a single "best" food that eclipses all the others doesn't understand food well enough to be listening to.

2. Couldn't say. Don't have breasts. Good for you for thinking of women's perspective on them, though. Maintain that habit and it will serve you well.

3. I have a good relationship with my own dick and recommend you nurture and maintain a good relationship with yours if possible. Other people's aren't really my thing, personally. Almost everything you're probably hearing about size is not true. If you're not actually 12 and are in fact over 18, there's much more realistic data available at erectionphotos.com.