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Case ([personal profile] case) wrote in [community profile] fandomsecrets2014-03-02 03:43 pm

[ SECRET POST #2616 ]


⌈ Secret Post #2616 ⌋

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dethtoll: (Default)

Re: okcupid

[personal profile] dethtoll 2014-03-02 09:43 pm (UTC)(link)


Friendly and eager. You are The Pool Boy.
A teen at heart, you anxiously move about your daily tasks, hoping, praying for a good, instant lay. You’re carefree, enthusiastic, and rarely discouraged. Love is cool, but it’s not for you right now. You know what is? Crotches.
You’re a fun person in both big and small groups, and your friends trust and love you. Inside you, meanwhile, your lust is only growing. Imagine your beating heart sprouting pubic hair. Exactly. Try shaving that.
If you’re not scoring enough—which you aren’t—you should adopt new strategies. Lower your standards. Be aggressive. Pool Boys are often submissive and hope (desperately) sex will find them. Realize that passiveness will not hook the horny girls you desire. A bolder approach and sheer repetition will.


I don't understand this answer.
mechanosapience: (Default)

Re: okcupid

[personal profile] mechanosapience 2014-03-02 10:58 pm (UTC)(link)
I don't either, but that picture combined with the description of "your beating heart sprouting pubic hair" is cracking me up.