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Case ([personal profile] case) wrote in [community profile] fandomsecrets2014-03-02 03:43 pm

[ SECRET POST #2616 ]


⌈ Secret Post #2616 ⌋

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Re: okcupid

[personal profile] making_excuses 2014-03-02 09:52 pm (UTC)(link)
The Intern
Deliberate Gentle Sex Dreamer (DGSD)



Capable. Trustworthy. Carnal. The Intern.
From our experience, Interns are nice girls who would really, really like us to come on to them. They, like you, must be looking for sex, preferably from someone good-looking and successful. So... what are you doing later? Oh, okay, cool. Well, maybe next time? Okay, okay, jeez.

The thing is, you’re a little bit quiet, so men think you’re waiting for them to start things. You do like sex a lot, they’re right about that, but few of them realize you’re a genuinely thoughtful person.

You’re choosy, not wanting to get mixed up with just anyone. Girls can get away with this kind of selectiveness for some reason. Most guys have to take whatever’s lying around, passed out.

You’re not necessarily looking for a steady relationship right now; that’s cool. Be careful to avoid people trying to tie you down to anything other than bedposts.

which part of Bisexual did they miss? Apparently only men don't understand that I want sex? Women have some kind of superpower that tells them that I am ready or something? ...anyway I could rant more, but really it isn't a big deal.
Edited 2014-03-02 21:53 (UTC)
caecilia: (elizabeth i choose you!)

Re: okcupid

[personal profile] caecilia 2014-03-02 10:22 pm (UTC)(link)
lmao I selected gay and I got the same exact thing

what is the point of selecting your orientation if they're just gonna ignore it