[ SECRET POST #2616 ]

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⌈ Secret Post #2616 ⌋

Warning: Some secrets are NOT worksafe and may contain SPOILERS.

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Notes:

Secrets Left to Post: 03 pages, 063 secrets from Secret Submission Post #374.
Secrets Not Posted: [ 0 - broken links ], [ 0 - not!secrets ], [ 0 - not!fandom ], [ 0 - too big ], [ 0 - repeat ].
Current Secret Submissions Post: here.
Suggestions, comments, and concerns should go here.

Comments

PSA

[the_missing_y]

I think it needs to be publicly known that I have eaten an awful lot of pizza.
Perhaps too much pizza.
I am in no small amount of intestinal distress.
I regret nothing. Mmmmmm pizza.

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[(Anonymous)]

this isn't your twitter man

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[the_missing_y]

It is now!

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[rubbertea]

aren't you the guy with a bleeding anus? idk if that will go well with the intestinal distress

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[cloud_riven]

Are they? Now I gotta lay newspaper all over the floor.

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[the_missing_y]

It wont help.

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[cloud_riven]

jsyk this is how i'm picturing you now that you have left an impression.

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[diet_poison]

*eyetwitch*

wat

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[gondremark]

Dare I click?
I daren't click.

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[cloud_riven]

It's just a fluff bro vid.

I double dare you to click it.

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[the_missing_y]

I am. Good memory. I assumed people just read and forgot the stupid shit I talk about. Nah, it'll be fine.

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[ill_omened]

I knew a guy who ate a pizza every single day in Uni for six months.

He wasn't fat and didn't die

Truly, an inspiration to us all.

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[the_missing_y]

He wasn't fat and didn't die. My new life goal.

Although at uni age our bodies seem to have an unnatural ability to bounce back from all the abuse we inflict. Those were the days.

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[silvereriena]

What kind?

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[the_missing_y]

Margherita. I don't eat meat anymore. I miss pepperoni S.F.M.

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[(Anonymous)]

da

wait if it was a veggie pizza, why are you in distress? lactose-intolerant?

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[the_missing_y]

Because 18 inches of Bread Cheese and Tomatoes will not sit comfortably in the average human stomach. It's possible I might be prone to over-eating from time to time.

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[herpymcderp]

The amount of pizza I have eaten today approaches zero, because there may have been pizza molecules on the cutting board from the pizza I ate several days ago which I may have ingested.

Still, this is a subpar amount of pizza.

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[the_missing_y]

The last time you ate pizza was days ago? as in plural? Jesus, I'm sorry buddy, that's rough.

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[herpymcderp]

It might even be days more without pizza, at this rate. I'm not sure how I'll go on.

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[the_missing_y]

D'8

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[diet_poison]

pizza. <3333