Can we please, please, please make this a thing? Because seriously, there are so many fics I want to read and am too lazy to write, that I would definitely pay for. Yes, I know it's incredibly illegal but I torrent illegally, too. Whose firstborn do I have to kill to get this?! Would having it be an illustrated story make it better? What if I called it ghostwriting or a collaborative effort since I'm supplying the premise and the plot? Just...whose bed do I have to leave the horse head in?

Sorry, I just get really enthusiastic over the prospect of fic that is to my taste.