One night I had been walking around putting stuff back on shelves when I was walking back to the front of the store I saw the security guard manhandling this gross-looking dude into a chair. When I walked over to the registers everyone was speechless and I asked what happened and they wouldn't say.
Later one of them told me that the guy had walked to the entrance of the bathrooms by the registers, pulled his pants down, and started masturbating right there.
I guess that was the one time I was thankful for doing go-backs