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fandomsecrets2014-03-11 06:26 pm
[ SECRET POST #2625 ]
⌈ Secret Post #2625 ⌋
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Re: Things you don't normally want but could really go for
Bolin won't get frustrated, but he'll be comically bad at it in the beginning, and gradually start figuring out how to make sense of the instructions. Pabu will retrieve screws and bolts that try to escape under the sofa. Eska will consider the entire endeavor beneath her at first... but start paying attention despite herself and points out when Bolin is trying to use the wrong piece or misses a step. Working together, the two of them manage to sort it out surprisingly well eventually (though it takes a while), because neither of them will get violently disgusted with the whole endeavor (*pointed look at Mako and Korra*)
Of course, Asami would have the whole thing assembled in twenty minutes, if anyone bothered to ask.
Re: Things you don't normally want but could really go for
Bolin looks particularly attractive when performing manual labor.
Of course no one asks Asami, and she doesn't volunteer. She sits there watching. Maybe live-tweeting about it (because if they have ikea they can have smartphones and twitter too. Only they'd call them...idk...brainograms and the tweetienet.)
Re: Things you don't normally want but could really go for
You're not wrong. (That's why Eska lets him do most of the work, even after she starts actively participating.)
I am completely on board with Asami livetweeting the entire experience -- in between noticing that the finished piece is going to be too big to fit through the door into the room they plan on putting it in. And not saying anything.
(I'm going to end up writing this, aren't I? But I still have to finish my epic WIP... and the "PWP one-shot" that turned into post-season-two fix-it fic that I already have 2500 words of on my hard drive and nobody's clothes are off yet... I'm bad at porn.)
Re: Things you don't normally want but could really go for
I have fics I want to write. Mostly ds9. I have original stuff I need to write too. There is not enough time in the world, ugh.
Re: Things you don't normally want but could really go for
Let me know if you do end up posting any DS9 fic; I'm curious! ^_^