[ SECRET POST #312 ]

[shahni.livejournal.com]

⌈ Secret Post #312 ⌋

Warning: Some secrets are NOT worksafe and may contain SPOILERS.

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Notes:

- AISADHSKFJH. SORRY I FORGOT THE NAME THAT FANDOM. But. You guys are smart, you can still ask. ♥ Not that the majority of the secrets didn't uh... make it obvious 'bout... uh. Well. :D;
[ETA]; NAME THAT FANDOM

Secrets Left to Post: 08 pages, 122 secrets from Secret Submission Post #045.
Secrets Not Posted: 0 broken links, 0 not!secrets, 0 not!fandom, 0 repeats, [1] Fangirl Eating Attack
Next Secret Post: Tomorrow, Wednesday, November 14th, 2007.
Current Secret Submission Post: here.
Suggestions, comments, and concerns should go here.

Comments

[ill-ame.livejournal.com]

OH FUCK YOU, MAN, I WANT YOU TO WRITE IT NOW. ASLKDALKDJ eternal crush, adorable summer romance, gaaaaaaah, I HATE YOU. *melts*

But I swear, I clicked on every HP crossover I saw in the pit just to find out what houses they'd be in. People always screwed it up. Well, I mean, Allen's such an OBVIOUS GRYFFINDOR that they'd get him right, but Kanda and Lavi? Uuuuugh. I don't even want to talk about it. YOU DID IT RIGHT. THANK YOU.

OH GOD OH GOD WRITE IIIIIIT. I know I'm a horrible person for begging you to make even more AU fail, but I WANT TO SEE THIS SO BADLY. ;_;

AND THEY ARE EVERYWHERE, WTF.

[sutlers.livejournal.com]

Nooooooooooooooooooooo, I AM NOT WRITING. NO. YOU WRITE IT.

Kanda is a very good Beater. >_>

[ill-ame.livejournal.com]

Listen, making a Harry Potter crossover NOT fail spectacularly is a VERY RARE SKILL that I'm not sure I possess. D: Plus, you seem to have all this plot in your head already. That I... don't. AND DOING IT MYSELF ISN'T THE SAME. YOU UNDERSTAND THAT MUCH, RIGHT? ALSKDJS I WANT I WANT.

...but I suppose you've got enough fail going already that I can satisfy myself with those. TELL ME ABOUT THIS NEBRASKA HOMESTEADER THING NOW (if you have time). I'm still trying to wrap my head around it.

[sutlers.livejournal.com]

Well okay right so randomly Kanda is this homesteader n Nebraska and Allen is an apprentice to an asshole gunsmith in St. Louis except there is this really nice U.S. Marshal named Tyki Mikk who wants to take Allen on a tour of his lands in Dakota Territory. Except at that point Allen realizes that Tyki Mikk is a very bad marshal because he is taking bribes and cheating the Indians out of their lands, so Allen decides to steal all the bribe money and run away to give it back to the Indians. Except his horse ditches him somewhere in Nebraska and on top of that he manages to burn this really nice gentleman's barn down with all the money in it so now he has nowhere to go so when this gentleman presses him into indentured servitude until the barn is fixed, goddamnit, you idiot, Allen can't really bring himself to complain much. Plus he's hot. ANYWAY so then Tyki Mikk shows up and things get a little hairy but it all works out in the end and there is some really desperate sex because DEAR GOD ALLEN HASN'T HAD ANY IN WEEKS. AND SLEEPING IN THE SAME BED AS KANDA IS HELL. HELL, HE SAYS.

[ill-ame.livejournal.com]

Fucking hell, I'm laughing so hard I'm crying. Right from "so randomly Kanda is this homesteader in Nebraska".

Oh wow. Oh wow. This is going to be EPIC.

...so Allen decides to steal all the bribe money and run away to give it back to the Indians.
Oh, Allen.

Wow... I-I... Speechless, yeah. WHERE DID THIS COME FROM? YOU'RE FUCKING CRAZY. *still laughing*

[sutlers.livejournal.com]

WELL THEY WERE SUPPOSED TO BE COWBOYS BUT THEN I CLEARLY FAIL AT THAT. SO I WENT ALL "LITTLE HOUSE ON THE PRAIRIE" ON THEIR BITCHASSES.

[ill-ame.livejournal.com]

C-COWBOYS. YOU FREAK. *starts laughing again*