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⌈ Secret Post #2634 ⌋

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[Lady Gaga]

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[free!, attack on titan]

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(Panic! at the Disco)

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[Anarky]

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(Agents of S.H.I.E.L.D.)

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[Frozen]

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Like, live action porn with your favourite characters.

Who would you pick? What would they do? With whom?

who WOULDN'T I pick?

best icon for this post

it needs to be acknowledged

Amy Pond from Doctor Who

I'm not even a Doctor Who fan. Karen Gillan is just really hot.

fëanor having melkor up against the wall

Everyone. But here are some: Loki/Castiel, Loki/Thor, Loki/Heimdall, Loki/Charles Xavier/Erik Lehnsherr, Loki/Bucky. I just really want to watch Loki get fucked (and fuck). It is a problem.

tom hiddleston is your slut.

I wish.

That depends on how you define problem...

One I daydream about at work while listening to Whole New Way.

Derek and Stiles first and foremost, but pretty much an pairing I've ever shipped :)

I feel dirty saying this because of the age difference (on the show)... But yea. Uh, John/Dorian would be hot, as well as Erik/Charles, Kirk/Spock, Bruce Wayne/Selina Kyle, Cara/Kahlan or Richard/Kahlan, Thor/Steve or Loki/Thor or Natasha/someone. Oh, and Mulan/Aurora and Chris Argent/me.

... Also Melinda May/Jemma Simmons. Idc that there isn't much basis, it would be hot. Or alternatively, Melinda May/Sif. I shouldn't have so many answers to this...

Forgive me.

Edited 2014-03-21 01:04 (UTC)

Well, Stiles is now 17 in canon, so my version of him would be legal. Not much further to go :P

I have so many I would want to see. I wouldn't be able to remember them all.

Lol, this is true. And Dylan is legal AND looks legal, so I guess it could be worse.

Fun fact I always get confused when people say Stiles in underage because where I live 16 is legal(that is in no way discounting the age-difference issue I just find it kind of amusing).

Yea, I sometimes forget 18 isn't the law in all places. Actually now that you mention it, I'm not sure about California... But considering some of the reactions in the show it would probably still be 18?

Eh, either way the age difference doesn't bother me overtly much in the show, maybe because there are canon pairings that have the same difference and it's never even brought up. I feel a bit odd about that, but what can you do.

Re: Imagine you could make fanporn...

nightscale - 2014-03-21 02:04 (UTC) - Expand

elaminator - 2014-03-21 02:13 (UTC) - Expand

queerwolf - 2014-03-21 03:07 (UTC) - Expand

Ah, your icon is ideal for his. I would totally watch an Oliver Queen/Felicity Smoak/Tommy Merlyn OTP porno. And they would do everything from this fanfic, which is a beautiful rare unicorn in the like, 5 total O/F/T stories on AOOO:

http://archiveofourown.org/works/923429/chapters/1794295

I saw you un-anon, person! Only now I can't remember who you are.

AYRT

I don't think you did, though? I've never been un-anon on F!S. Unless I also gushed about this fic on another site, which is quite possible.

Hmmm. I could've sworn I saw this exact same comment in this thread but it was a named user, and then that one disappeared and the same thing popped up anon. Or maybe I'm just losing my mind. Never mind. :p

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(Anonymous) - 2014-03-21 02:28 (UTC) - Expand

Simon Pegg/Nick Frost. Focus on Nick Frost.

And/or Me/ Chris O'Dowd.

Oh! Also Stiles/Me/Sheriff Stilinski would be very nice. Agent Dickface can look sadly on from outside through a crack in the curtains, a single tear rolling down his face.

In fact, anyone who looks like me with any of my favourite characters would be good. Maybe all of them at once...

Oh man so many... so, so many. My current top picks however would be:

Nick/Ellis.
Derek/Stiles.
Vergil/Kat.

Idc what they would do either, anything, everything. It's all good.

Yes, yes, YES for Nick/Ellis. That would be hot.

I can't decide on the characters, but they would definitely do 'gay for pay'.

That's one thing gay porn gets right, the fantasy of straight men being tempted by curiosity/cash and then ohh.... they like it and are overcome.

Castle (because what else, really?
I mentioned this on a different day, but lately? I've been all about lusty, smutty (and cheaty) Jenny/Esposito. But I also really like sweet and adorable Jenny/Ryan, and tentative new relationship Ryan/Esposito. Or mutually drunken. I do not care about Castle/Beckett AT ALL. (But while I spent a solid 5+ years being entirely skeeved by the mere thought of Alexis/Ryan, I *kind of* want it now in a "Jenny's dead and A/R find comfort together on a lonely night" sort of way.)

Edited 2014-03-21 06:03 (UTC)