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⌈ Secret Post #2634 ⌋

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How big is your John Thomas?

Let's not be bashful or boastful. Go anon if you must, but I am now very curious to get a legitimate average length.

Also, do you ever lie about it? What length do you say?

Rules: For the purpose of this experiment, we shall consider the base to be the point at which the scrotum meets the shaft. Fully erect, of course.

I don't know, for my enormous gut gets in the way. Gluttony has rendered me sexless, but I don't care.

~~I'm just curious to see who all the dudes are here. It's not a perfect list, since we have a lot of trans people, but it'll be interesting since they all fly under the radar all the time~~

We're talking about dick sizes. If we get any responses, I expect them to be anons.

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diet_poison - 2014-03-21 02:40 (UTC) - Expand

Shade under 6 inches.

Exactly 6 1/4 inches. I just say "about average" even though it's a little above average. Saying the exact size in a conversation seems weird. It's not a common conversational topic in the first place.

16.3 cm (6.4 in)

4.5 flaccid, 7.5 erect.

'bout 5" girth

...five inches?

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diet_poison - 2014-03-21 12:15 (UTC) - Expand

My dick comes in whatever size I buy it in.

I can't stand the fact that no one has +1'ed this, so... +1!

forgottenjester - 2014-03-21 04:48 (UTC) - Expand

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forgottenjester - 2014-03-21 05:44 (UTC) - Expand

Yeah, I love my gigantic purple one that makes other women blench... even when I'm the receiver. At least nine inches. At least.

(The only biodick I tried was seriously mini and he had tried to extend it with a prince albert... I was a bit disappointed tbh. So he used his hand...tmi time!)

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pantasma - 2014-03-21 07:30 (UTC) - Expand

+100

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pantasma - 2014-03-22 09:39 (UTC) - Expand

I wonder does anyone really care about the size.

I do.

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(Anonymous) - 2014-03-21 02:28 (UTC) - Expand

I didn't when I thought I was average. Then someone said the average is lower than I thought, and suddenly my male ego was like "Well done on the bigger than average schlong, bro" and now I care. Now I need to know.

Stupid, I know. It's not like my pride is warranted, either. Like I'm responsible for my dick size. Like I crafted it by hand. I am not, and never have been, a penis craftsman.

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(Anonymous) - 2014-03-22 02:29 (UTC) - Expand

Big enough that I know better than to answer that question.

the_missing_y - 2014-03-21 02:17 (UTC) - Expand

cbrachyrhynchos - 2014-03-21 03:06 (UTC) - Expand

Why are you asking guys about their penis size? Everyone knows girls, not guys, are the ones with penises.

the_missing_y - 2014-03-21 02:18 (UTC) - Expand

5 inches, but I'm not a big guy so I just say I'm proportional and that's that.

A tad over 6 inches

Is there a secret way of measuring that I don't know about? My boyfriend has said before that he's 6 something or other inches, but it looks smaller than that, like maybe 5 inches-ish. Penis size doesn't matter to me, but I've been curious about that! /cisfemanon

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(Anonymous) - 2014-03-21 04:41 (UTC) - Expand

I think 7 inches, but I'm not well versed on proper measuring techniques that isn't a ruler at the base.

Seven inches.

No really.

One is 7" long, 3" around, the other is 5.5" long, 1.5" around and they're both purple. And finally, 7", 4" around its thickest rib on one side, 3" long, ~2" around on the other, and a pleasant pink. ~~I hear this is unusual so they may have made the smaller one to make it less scary for straight girls.~~

Edited 2014-03-21 07:29 (UTC)

Six and a half inches, give or take a little depending on just how hard I am.

Also, everyone reading this thread needs to go to this site, for actual non-fake photos showing the wide range of "normal" in human penises.

http://erectionphotos.com/softHardGallery/SoftHardGalleryP01.htm

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