[ SECRET POST #2665 ]

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⌈ Secret Post #2665 ⌋

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Comments

Re: Weird Confessions!

[(Anonymous)]

I went through a period when I was between the ages of 10 and 11 where I hated going to the bathroom to pee. I would try to hold my pee for as long as I could. This would cause me some discomfort. I would deal with it by bending over and making a terrible sound, and I told people that when I did this, I was "thinking."

Here are two embarrassing things that happened as a result of that:
1) One day, in the cafeteria, I laughed so hard that I peed all over the seat and the floor. I tried to cover for it by "accidentally" falling off the seat and landing in the puddle. "I just fell into a puddle, guys! What am I gonna do?" To their credit, they went along with it and told me to tie my sweatshirt around my waist.

2) I had a friend over. At one point, I left her in my room alone (I don't know what I was doing. Maybe I had finally decided to go pee), and she made a recording on my tape recorder. I listened to it after I left, and in it, she said, "[Anon] has this thing she does where she bends over and says she's 'thinking,' but she's really peeing her pants, and we all know it."

Re: Weird Confessions!

[(Anonymous)]

OMG, #2 is mortifying. And I must confess to a similar escapade as your #1: it was in the winter, my friend and I were walking home a long long way, and I really had to pee. And eventually, it came to the point that I "slipped" and fell in the snow, and what do you know, there was a puddle under that snowbank and now my pants are wet. That's what I claimed, anyway. The science of it didn't make much sense, because it was much too cold for everything to not be frozen, but it was the only thing I could think of. Seemed brilliant at the time.

Re: Weird Confessions!

[(Anonymous)]

Holy crap. You handled that a lot better than I did. I never held it in on purpose but we were never allowed to go toilet in classes, so when I was really desparate one time, I accidentally went and was so mortified...