[ SECRET POST #2666 ]

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⌈ Secret Post #2666 ⌋

Warning: Some secrets are NOT worksafe and may contain SPOILERS.

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Comments

[fscom]

09. http://i.imgur.com/cvHeGiw.png

[diet_poison]

I cannot with that hair :(

[iceyred]

Seconded. Does the man not own a comb? A hair brush? Did his parents not teach him basic hygiene? What makes a man go out looking like that?

[elaminator]

I respect his right to wear it like that. (However...IA, it's terrible.)

And...uh, at least your dreams are never boring?

[diet_poison]

it just seems really unhygienic...

[elaminator]

That's true. Plus, having to comb it out would be fresh hell. I cringe just thinking about it.

[beverlykatz]

He looks like a fourteen year old boy who hasn't quite mastered the art of combing his hair. I don't know if I want to clip it all off, or grab hedge trimmers and make it into a topiary.

[takaraikarin]

I've never seen a fourteen year old with hair like that

[mautradutor]

Oh, I forgot to give thoughts to this!

I like your dreams, anonymous. They are fun and I'm glad that you are sharing them.

I do not know why you have them, but think of it this way: you have something fun to think and talk about when they are done!

[(Anonymous)]

Why are these even secrets though? Everyone has fucked up dreams.

[(Anonymous)]

But where can you share them?

[diet_poison]

They're interesting/funny, if nothing else.

[(Anonymous)]

Dude, If I had a dream where Russell Brand was getting fucked in a public bathroom, I wouldn't even share that with my therapist, let along anyone else but in an anonymous place.

[(Anonymous)]

Do you really wanna kill something that's funny and interesting? I mean, c'mon, anon.

[(Anonymous)]

LMAO, what kind of shit do you smoke before bed OP?

[sootyowl]

You have strange sex dreams for us, OP.

[(Anonymous)]

He is a hideous person.

[(Anonymous)]

NO NO NO NO


HOW CAN YOU BRING THIS HERE AND PUT IT ON US

You do not know what you have done. Look upon the visage of that man and tell me that you do not recognize his true nature. Your dream is harmless, but the man is not, and unleashing his madness is a true crime.

I know that you did not know, so there is little blame for you to take upon yourself. BUT IT IS IMPORTANT THAT YOU NOW KNOW NEVER EVER TO MAKE USE OF THAT FACE AGAIN.

I was telling one just above about the faces and what they can sometimes do. God forbid someone should come upon here who does not know and come to trust that face, and be thrust into the void, shaking and screaming and unprepared.

I know that you did not want that, OP. Maybe it will not happen. I HOPE THAT IT DOESN'T.

BUT JUST KNOW FOR THE FUTURE SO THAT YOU CAN BE VIGILANT.

[(Anonymous)]

You're having strange sex dreams because you're worried about the fact that you have strange sex dreams. The more you think about strange sex dreams, the more strange sex dreams you'll have, and they'll likely get stranger with time.

[(Anonymous)]

Sounds to me like a good reason to keep thinking about strange sex dreams!