[ SECRET POST #2673 ]

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⌈ Secret Post #2673 ⌋

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Comments

[iceyred]

'Scuse you, he invaded us. He's an illegal immigrant and we're detaining him and we will make him walk around in his underroos. For science.

[making_excuses]

You sure you wanna take up the fight with us?

[iceyred]

'Merica- the land of freedoms. Including the freedom to keep Thor. I take your post as a declaration of war.

Because we have to pretend to be civilized, I'll point out Kaijinscendre's excellent suggestion of dual citizenship.

[making_excuses]

We are richer than God, we will just buy Tor! If you go to war with us, which side do you think the rest of the world will take?

And for the second idea:

[iceyred]

We have the ability to tax and spend our way towards victory!

Also, we have the G8...G7? Whatever number it is now, on our side. We are mighty.

[making_excuses]

Oil fund For the win! We don't even have to tax ourself to victory, we can just use our big piles of money and buy the support of whomever we might need...

You mean those countries that we supply oil and or electricity to? Or those countries we lent money to when they needed it? Or those we have helped out with our diplomats or peace forces? Or the fact that NATO will soon be run by the former Norwegian Prime Minister and is now run by the former Danish Prime Minister? I think we will win this one, dear.

[iceyred]

We have a resurrected George Washington. I brought him back to life just now.

Also, we have nukes. And Honey Boo-Boo. Your move.

[making_excuses]

We got Jan Egeland:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Yn-oemgzlEU

[iceyred]

Good. He can keep you all distracted while we invade and take your Nordic gods and oil. :D

[making_excuses]

Our oil is protected by our Nordic Gods, so you have to go through them first!

We got the Finns on our side, the Russians couldn't invade them, what makes you think you could?

[iceyred]

Americans know how to cook. We can tempt your Nordic gods to our side with delicious food.

Russia is weak and filled with commies. America is strong. Finland will fall.

[making_excuses]

Ah whatever, keep Thor: We have this man:

[iceyred]

.....Is your country overflowing with hot, sexy men? Are all the men like this? Is there a hot, sexy man-making machine? Is there genetic tinkering going on? Do you export?

'Cause I'm more than a little jealous.

[making_excuses]

Did I also mention he is built like a slightly shorter version of Thor:


For comparison (Heikki on the right, normal sized human being (also known as Sebs on the left)


And because I found it while looking at full body shots of Heikki, which was hard because alone he just looks like an average well trained man:


...Well he is Finnish not Norwegian. Talking about Finns:





For the sake of argument, let's say yes! And no we do not export them, you got Thor now stop complaining!

I spent more time looking for photos than I am comfortable with sharing...

[(Anonymous)]

I think the world will side with whatever way the British parliament votes, and if that leaves the US military dick hanging flaccid so be it. That's what happened over Syria anyway. Also some will side with Russia rather than be closer to the Ameri-shpere, just like in Ukraine. A few will wait and see which way Saudi Arabia is prepared to sit on because without their oil no one is doing anything. Anyway, doesn't the US already own Tor? Pretty sure it is based out of NYC, the Flat Iron building, right?

[making_excuses]

We have this we win:

[(Anonymous)]

Is that a real thing? And if it is, where is it? Very cool.

[making_excuses]

Yes they are, and they are in Norway.

Here you go: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Sverd_i_fjell