[ SECRET POST #2675 ]

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⌈ Secret Post #2675 ⌋

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Comments

[cushlamochree]

That's kind of how history works, I guess. Things get more distant and we feel less strongly about their tragic aspect. Our emotional response to it fades away. I don't think that's bad or inappropriate - it would be kind of impossible to feel the full emotional weight of everything all the time.

But maybe I'm just saying that because I always liked that movie.

[(Anonymous)]

This makes me wonder about 9/11. Can you imagine Disney making a cute little film about it decades and decades from now?

What would it even be about...

[iceyred]

Well, Hollywood has already started milking that cow. It didn't even take ten years.

By the time I'm having grandkids, Hollywood will have turned 9/11 into a ~historical romance~ where the main character dies at the end and his girlfriend/widow is left with his child to remember him by. It will end on a bittersweet note as America goes forward to defend freedom and avenge the deaths of our loved ones. A note at the end will tell the viewer that relations between America and the Middle East are still strained. It will be the new 'Pearl Harbor.'

I wouldn't mind it so much, except it'll be a crappy movie.

[(Anonymous)]

I thought this already existed, tbh.

[(Anonymous)]

yep - "Remember Me" (2010) with Robert Pattinson

[(Anonymous)]

You left out the love triangle.

[iceyred]

I knew I forgot something. The love triangle is what really makes it terrible. Nothing screams emotional manipulations like a woman torn between two men, one of whom dies at the end.

[ex_mek82]

It'll also be directed by Michael Bay.

[(Anonymous)]

Cyborg future Michael Bay, clearly. So he can go on making movies forever.

[(Anonymous)]

Oh God, don't joke. I wanna be a cyborg so bad.

[(Anonymous)]

I thought we were talking about cutesy Disney movies here....

[(Anonymous)]

"Remember Me" already has the main character dying at the end in 9/11, which Wikipedia says makes everyone re-evaluate how shitty they're making their own lives without national tragedy so they pull themselves together after. No kid (except his little sister whose workaholic father begins to realize that TIME IS SO PRECIOUS), but his roommate apparently gets a sweet tat of his name, and his girlfriend gets over her subway fear since her mom was murdered there, wait what? Also lacking in vengeance, but sounds like there's a RESUME NORMALCY OR TERRORISTS WIN theme to the end.

[(Anonymous)]

Didn't someone already make an action film about one of the hijacked airplanes? So it wouldn't even be the first movie.

But I suppose it would about a family of mice, with the mommy or daddy mouse working in one of the towers, and their heroic struggles when they try to get out in time.

[(Anonymous)]

And now we have the plot of "An American Tale 3: Fievel Gets Orphaned"

[(Anonymous)]

I'm laughing so hard at this my stomach hurts

Why?!

[(Anonymous)]

That would be "An American Tail 4." There's already a 3.

[(Anonymous)]

Actually, "An American Tail 5". There's 4

"An American Tail"
"An American Tail: Fivel Goes West" [2]
"An American Tail: Treasure of Manhattan Island" [3]
"An American Tail: Mystery of the Night Monster" [4]

(or 6, if you want to count in the "Fivel's American Tails" TV series)

[ex_mek82]

I only remember 'United 93', and that wasn't so much an action film, so much as it was the story leading up to the plane crash in Pennslyvania told in real-time.

[(Anonymous)]

Adorable squirrels and pigeons.

[silvereriena]

All I can think of was that mock Disney Anne Frank movie poster the Nostalgia Chick had in one of her videos. Funnily enough, I think it was part of her review for Anastasia.

[(Anonymous)]

I feel guilty even thinking about this but:

The beta fish people keep in their offices escaping and saving humans/each other? Because Disney and animals.

[(Anonymous)]

It'd be Enchanted 2