[ SECRET POST #2675 ]

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⌈ Secret Post #2675 ⌋

Warning: Some secrets are NOT worksafe and may contain SPOILERS.

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Comments

[dreemyweird]

Oh my god, this is gold. I laughed so hard I nearly teared up.

I just imagined how an oyster patronus would work. It would probably fly like a frisbee, with a kind of buzzing sound, and pinch people's noses. Or smack them under the knees.

[silvereriena]

I keep imagining the oyster patronus would just sit there and hope that the dementor would try to eat it.

[dreemyweird]

Its plan is that if a dementor accidentally uses something other than an oyster fork, the realization that it has breached etiquette will cause it to die from embarrassment.

How about an AU where a guy with an oyster patronus is a spoiled kid from a super rich family? He always tries to make himself useful and always fails because he has no idea how. And his patronus is like the ultimate expression of his lack of life-hacking skills. His character development results in his acquiring a more practical patronus.

[silvereriena]

Soon, his oyster patronus will turn into a fly patronus! It can buzz around and annoy the dementors to death!

[mimi-sardinia.livejournal.com]

Maybe it can be a bot fly, which bites Dementors and plants patronus fly eggs that turn into patronus maggots that eat away at the Dementors.

Okay, that was a creepy mental image!

[diet_poison]

this description is fantastic.