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⌈ Secret Post #2678 ⌋

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Your fictional harem

[vethica]

Who's in it? I made an image (I'll post it as a reply), but I just felt like it - you can totally list yours. I'm just curious!

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[vethica]

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[(Anonymous)]

Wait. On the last row, second in, is that the guy from Degrassi who shot Drake?

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[comradesmiler]

The villian from Jackie Chan Adventures?

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[fingalsanteater]

Clones of me.

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[(Anonymous)]

... I just realized that my harem would consist of approximately 100 men and 5 women. And THEN I realized that the men range from 18 to 30, while the women range from 32 to 47.

Well, fuck.

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[(Anonymous)]

Can I have a platonic harem purely for cuddle piles on bad days? Because if I can, I want Bruce Banner (Ruffalo), Sandy from RotG, Sybil Vimes, Alfred Pennyworth, Leonard McCoy (original flavour), Molly Grue from Last Unicorn, and Aral Vorkosigan.

I want Simon Illyan, Barbara Gordon and Nyota Uhura too, but not so platonically. Maybe throw in Hakkai from Saiyuki, Aramis, Illya Kuryakin, Natarle Badgiruel from Gundam Seed, Hannibal Heyes from Alias Smith & Jones, Artemus Gordon from Wild Wild West and Richard Barrett from The Champions while we're at it.

Also, anyone Ricardo Montalban and/or Adrian Paul ever played.

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[othellia]

I cheated on some of these by including threesomes.



Honorable mentions to Tulio, Chel, and Miguel from Road to El Dorado and Lucille from A Monster in Paris.

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[souljelly]

I'm trying to narrow this down but I can't even fit all the Babylon 5 characters I want on one of these sheets, so... ;_;

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[elaminator]

Who wouldn't be in my harem? There are too many characters to count or list.

First there would be almost the entire MCU (Thor, Steve, Bucky, Natasha, Pepper, Maria, Melinda, Bruce...), then...god, where would I even go from there? I would take Richard, Kahlan and Cara from LOTS, Cobb, Arthur and Eames from Inception, Indiana Jones, Audrey, Duke and Nathan from Haven, Baird from GoW, Master Chief and Kat from Halo (yes, with the armor), uh, pretty much the entire Dragon Age cast, half the Mass Effect cast, Zoe and Inara from Firefly, Amy and Donna from Doctor Who, Selina Kyle, Connor Kenway, (Leonardo too, if just for cuddles and amusement) Mary Read and Anne Bonny from AssCreed, Joan Watson from Elementary and John Watson from Sherlock, most the Charming family from Once, also Mulan and Aurora, basically every character Richard Armitage has ever played as well as every character Sebastian Stan has ever played, and Sarah and Chuck from Chuck. Also others but seriously, this is getting pathetic and I'm going to stop typing now.

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[(Anonymous)]

off the top of my head in no particular order:

Zaal'Koris, Legion, Garrus (Mass Effect)
Wheatley (Portal)
Data, Garak, Bashir (Star Trek)
The Doctor in general though mostly Ten (Doctor Who)
Christopher Chant (Chrestomanci)
Mordion Agenos (Hexwood by DWJ - I forget about him until I reread that book and then I always spend a few days in love with him... guess what I just read haha)
(actually I'm deeply fond of an embarrassing number of DWJ's men shhhh)

eh there are probably more from older fandoms but that's who I can remember at the moment

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[sachiko_san]

Ken from Digimon; Szayel from Bleach; Alois, Sebastian, William from Kuroshitsuji; Shinji and Kaworu from Evangelion; Shu and Kuronosuke from Princess Jellyfish; Makoto, Rei, and Nagisa from Free!; and Amon, Tarlok, Korra's dad, and Sokka from Avatar universe

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[a_potato]

-Steve Rogers and Thor.
-Laura Roslin from BSG (YEAH THAT'S RIGHT).
-Adrien Brody's character in the "King Kong" remake. Come to think of it, Naomi Watts' character, too. Actually, a lot of the characters the two of them have played. I guess I just want them.
-SCULLY.
-Aeryn from Farscape.

Um. SHIT. I know I have more. WHAT DO I LIKE. *wracks brain*

-Marcus from B5.
-I guess Aragorn.
-Kaladin and Adolin from Stormlight.
-Ken Watanabe in various films (thanks, anon!)

Annnnnd I'm just gonna have to come back and edit this when I can think of more, because I know they exist.

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[souljelly]

Okay here's mine. Cheated a bit and forgot a ton probably, and cut out some of the B5 cast to add some variety, haha. (I wanted Na'Toth and Franklin and Adira...) Less aliens than I thought though.



(Yeah I still think Piccolo is smokin', don't judge meeee)

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[philstar22]

Thor, Steve, Bucky, Lucius, Sirius, Aragorn, Legolas, Thranduil, Thorin, Dean, Spike, Angel, Wesley, Richard Castle, Hook (two versions), Jack Harkness, Darken Rahl, Richard Cypher, Obi-Wan, Anakin, Daniel Jackson

So, it seems I have a kind of big harem. And those are just the biggest ones that I could think of at the moment.

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[dethtoll]

Kim Pine. That's pretty much it.

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[(Anonymous)]

Ooo let me think...
Rust Cohle
Nathan Stark
Korra
Azula
Mikasa Ackerman
Annie Leonhardt
Olivia Armstrong
Edward Elric
Cara Mason
Allison Argent
Tasmin (Lost Girl)
Bones/ Leonard McCoy
Jayne Cobb
Claire Dunphy (don't judge me, her crazy turns me on)
Mickey Milkovich & Ian Gallagher or Fiona Gallagher but I won't put them together because that would be weird

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[ex_mek82]

OH GOODIE! This'll be fun...



I cheated with a couple of them, lmao.

(And yeah, 'Star Wars Rebels' hasn't even started yet, but Zeb Orrellios -bottom right- is already in my harem huehuehue)

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[silverr]

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[leikomgwtfbbq]

John Constantine, Vash the Stampede, Johanna Mason, movie-Tank Girl (I haven't read the comics but I love the movie and have ever since I was a kid), Tony Stark, Oracle (Barbara Gordon), Zatanna, Garrus, Black Canary, Dad Egbert, and the Red Panda and Black Jack Justice from Decoder Ring Theater.

...I have a big fictional harem.

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[nightscale]

This could get long... All the MCU cast, all of the Mass Effect cast, Starfire, Blackfire, Wally West Flash, Batman, Nightwing, Storm, Jubilee, Jean Grey, Emma Frost, Nightcrawler, Black Canary, Poison Ivy, Catwoman, Joan Watson, Nick, Ellis, Rochelle, Zoey, Louis, Castiel, T'Pal, John Sheppard, Teyla, Ronin, Zoe, Wash, Kaylee, Simon, Inara, Mystique, Scarlet Witch, Quicksilver, Casey, Tyrande, Arwen, Galadriel, Aragorn, Legolas, Fili, Kili, Thorin, Derek Hale, Kira, Allison, Lydia, Auron, Vegeta, Bulma, Piccolo, Mako Mori, Stacker Pentecost, Mulan from OuAT. And that's all I've got right now.

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[(Anonymous)]

Let's see...

Miles Edgeworth, Phoenix Wright, Mako Mori, Maggie Greene, Nick and Ellis from L4D2, Rei from Free!, Levi and Hanji from SNK, Satsuki, Aikuro and Nonon from Kill la Kill, and I'll just stop there for now.

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[(Anonymous)]

Um. The only one I can think of right now is Derek Hale, but I feel bad including him in a sexy slavery way cause he's had a rough life already. /fails at having a fictional harem

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[diet_poison]

(the order is kinda randomized)

(look at all the pretties~)

so late to the party

[caecilia]