[ SECRET POST #2682 ]

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⌈ Secret Post #2682 ⌋

Warning: Some secrets are NOT worksafe and may contain SPOILERS.

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Comments

[forgottenjester]

1) Crack ship is a broad term and in my definition it is one.
2) People who think it's canon are delusional and that's who I was referring to. I have seen people who ship it go into full analyzation of 5 seconds as "proof" of their relationship. I casually ship it too but you have to admit there are some seriously delusional Sterek fans in the fandom. Period.

I didn't get into Teen Wolf for that reason. So I don't really care. You're not upsetting me. I got into it because my friend Nef said it was a shitty show I would love watching with her. She was right.

[(Anonymous)]

You mean like the fans that insist that you can tell how in love Stiles and Derek are because look at the way Stiles presses his lips in this scene! GOD HOW BLATANT CAN YOU BE, STILES. CONTROL YOUR LOVE BONER.

[forgottenjester]

YES. OH MY GOSH WHY WOULDN'T HE HOLD DEREK UP FOR SO LONG IN THE WATER IF HE DIDN'T WANT TO JUMP HIS BONES! IT'S THE ONLY EXPLANATION! ALSO, DID YOU SEE HOW DEREK SHOVED STILES INTO THE WALL SOFTLY SO STILES WOULDN'T REALLY BE HURT?! HE REALLY CARES!

Like, seriously, I've seen them talk about how Stiles looking up at Derek in a certain way while Derek was shoving him up against a wall proved that they were into each other.

[(Anonymous)]

NO NO NO, YOU'RE DELUDEEEEEED! Did you not see the comparision of all the shoves made on the show and how Stiles got the best one? You're wrooooong!

[forgottenjester]

DID YOU NOT SEE THE HURT IN DEREK'S EYES WHEN STILES REJECTS HIM?! LOVE.

Not that I know when he's been rejected but whatever.

[(Anonymous)]

You'd reject the guy too if he requested you to cut his arm xD (yes, that\s the only moment I remember :P).

[forgottenjester]

YEAH, SEE HOW SAD HE WAS? HE WAS SO SAD HE PASSED OUT. FROM SADNESS. IT'S A METAPHOR. THERE WAS NO POISON. METAPHOR FOR... LOVE!

[(Anonymous)]

YOU MADE IT CHEESY! LOOK AT YOURSELF! WHAT DID YOU DO!?

If love was poison then Stiles refused to let Derek get rid of love.

I'M GOING TO HAVE TO LIVE WITH THIS NOW!

[forgottenjester]

HAHAHAHAHAHA EMBRACE THE CHEESE. EMBRACE IT.



Then love it tenderly all night long.

[feotakahari]

It's funny--I have never seen this kind of shipper in the few fandoms I've really hung out in, but I know exactly what you mean because I've seen them on Tumblr shipping the sisters from Frozen with each other. I guess it was too much to hope that that sort of insanity was confined to Frozen.

(I've also seen accounts of this type shipping Kirk with Spock, but let's face it, Kirk and Spock pretty much had that sort of relationship even if they weren't banging each other.)

[forgottenjester]

I saw 'em back on LJ when it was the hot thing but they're definitely more visible now on tumblr. They tend to only come from big fandoms. (Not always but it's more likely.)

Just be happy they're not in yours? I would be.

(Well, they do have more to go on than Sterek.)

[(Anonymous)]

K/S: Except that a romance isn't canon, although some of their beloved shippers will insist that it is.

It seems that this is a phenom that occurs all over the place. I wonder what causes this. Does the relationship being canon make it a more valid fan ship?

[ozaline]

On the case of Kirk/Spock you have not seen someone defend a crack ship until you've seen the Dean of a Law school do so: http://www.alternateuniverses.com/judygran/footnote.txt

[queerwolf]

You're so right that there are so many people who insist they're canon. It's kinda why I stay away from the Tumblr side of fandom.

I'm usually able to let this stuff not bother me, but I see this reaction so often and I momentarily saw red. I'm not even angry, just resigned.

[forgottenjester]

Same here.

I get ya, my friend. I get ya. I hope this makes you feel better.

[queerwolf]

lol Scott's expression is perfect

[forgottenjester]

Yes it is~

If you need any more pick-me-ups let me know.

[queerwolf]

I would love more :)

[forgottenjester]

Okay. Here you go. Have fun.

[queerwolf]

lolol Thanks for these!

[forgottenjester]

Welcome. :)

[dancing_serpent]

1) Crack ship is a broad term and in my definition it is one.

Haha, yeah, that got me into trouble/discussions a few times already. Because my definition is a lot different - examples for what I consider crack ships are Harry/Hogwarts, Snape/Giant Squid, or Stiles/his Jeep.

It would never occur to me to call Sterek a crack ship, because they are two actual characters on the same show who do sometimes interact with each other.

[forgottenjester]

Eh, I don't really consider this trouble. Once I explained my view everyone was like, "Oh, okay." Because everyone really does use the term to mean completely different things all the time. Heck, I've seen people call Destiel a crack ship and that's not something that would fit my definition. I haven't really ever seen a conversation about it where a group of people were all using it the same way. It's like the term Mary Sue. Everyone's got a different definition.