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Case ([personal profile] case) wrote in [community profile] fandomsecrets2014-05-09 07:01 pm

[ SECRET POST #2684 ]


⌈ Secret Post #2684 ⌋

Warning: Some secrets are NOT worksafe and may contain SPOILERS.

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07. [WARNING for abuse/child abuse]



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Re: Bad Jokes Thread

(Anonymous) 2014-05-10 12:30 am (UTC)(link)
An ancient Mesopotamian thief sneaks into a Ziggurat to steal gold, but gets seen before he reaches the treasury and the alarm is sounded. To escape he sets fire to it and runs while everyone is busy trying to put it out.

In the next city he sneaks into another Ziggurat, but gets caught again. He just manages to escape by knocking over an incense holder and starting a fire.

In the next city he breaks into another Ziggurat and almost manages to get out with the gold when a priest sees him and summons the guards. Again he escapes by setting fire to the Ziggurat, but this time his luck runs out because word had been sent by the other cities and the guards catch him on the trail out of the city.

As he's lead away he curses and says "Smoking Ziggurats is bad for your health".

Re: Bad Jokes Thread

(Anonymous) 2014-05-10 01:32 am (UTC)(link)
Lol. This was a good one.