[ SECRET POST #2687 ]

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⌈ Secret Post #2687 ⌋

Warning: Some secrets are NOT worksafe and may contain SPOILERS.

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Comments

[(Anonymous)]

That seems like a lot of effort to go to just to troll people, especially since it's not even very effective trolling. The people who will recognise it as badfic would just backclick and go and read something else, so it's just a minor inconvenience for them, and the people who don't realise that it's meant to be badfic would just enjoy it. Nobody's going to be particularly annoyed or put out.

[iceyred]

If OP tries very hard and the stars align then their fic could reach 'My Immortal' levels of fame.

We need more wank centered around bad trollfic.

[(Anonymous)]

But the beauty of 'My Immortal' was that the poor author was in earnest.

...Or so the legend goes.

[fleshisyummy]

Yeah, exactly. If you wanted to be /really/ douchey and troll a fandom, I think the thing to do would be to write a very well-written and original slashfic that gets tons of kudos and reviews and then end it with one of the male characters hooking up with a girl or something. That would be pretty diabolical, imo.

[iceyred]

That is an exquisitely evil idea. I like the way you think.

[(Anonymous)]

Oooooooooooooooooooooooh, dayum.

[cloud_riven]

Yes! And then keep up with the slash teasing, but tell everyone they're just reading too much in a pure relationship. This is gen, you guyyyyys.

[fleshisyummy]

C'mon, guys, haven't you heard of platonic blowjobs? This guy is as straight as they come!

[cloud_riven]

These men trust each other so much that they can tongue each other's mouths just to make sure the other is there after enduring horror. Just like the truerest of friends.

I vaguely recall a novel built around that concept

[feotakahari]

Platonic blowjobs, I mean--the author was quite insistent that it couldn't possibly be as romantic for men to blow each other if those men were gay. It was called Danny, but I don't remember the author's name. It was compared unfavorably to Twilight, and the only book I've seen make people angrier was Save the Pearls.

Re: I vaguely recall a novel built around that concept

[(Anonymous)]

Oh God, I remember that vaguely from Fandom Wank. Wasn't the author very insistent that the title was DANNY, not Danny (because the capslock matters!)?

[(Anonymous)]

You mean pretend to be Steven Moffat then?

[cloud_riven]

If they're a multifandom author, already using a cookie cutter template for their characters so that's easy enough to interchange for crossovers, they as well be Steven Moffat.

[mechanosapience]

[(Anonymous)]

yep now that is mean

draw it out as a long chapter fic

[(Anonymous)]

Now THAT is how you troll xD

Take whatever the popular slash ship is, then take the female character that gets bashed for getting in the way of that ship and hook her up with one of the guys on the last chapter.