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⌈ Secret Post #2687 ⌋

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Comments

Re: OUAT Finale Thread!

[(Anonymous)]

Well let's see. Rumbelle got married, pushing the "Belle finds out that Rumple was a lying dickhead" revelation to next season. Hopefully she doesn't find out by trying to use the dagger to call for help and getting kidnapped (again) or horribly injured as a result. Or when someone tries to steal the fake and hurts her in the process. On the other hand, if she calls him out on his shit and leaves a la early season 2, I will be pissed because for fuck's sake, they need to talk about why he keeps doing shit like this, preferably with Archie. He can marry them, why can't the writers show him doing his job? (Oh right, not the right kind of *drama.* If it doesn't involve macguffins or new magical lands or the villain of the week, they don't bother showing it.

Captain Swan makes me want to puke and break things. I hate the whole "I was afraid to love" and "no means convince me" thing. Season 1 Emma fell for Graham and fake memory Emma fell for Walsh like a normal person, and the only reason I can think that Hook turns her into an emotional cripple is the whole "I'm scared of the depth of my feelings for you" pile of crap. I honestly don't ship Emma with anyone, but at the same time, Graham, Neal, and even non-monkey, not under Zelena's control Walsh seem like better choices and also better people. Or heck, Emma can be bi. Pair her with Mulan. Hook was a bullying sleazebag murderer until he changed his ways to "earn" Emma. She deserves better.

If Hook and Emma don't have the same kind of whoops we're separated again drama the other couples have next season, I'll want to know why. And I desperately want teen Bae back via time-travel screwup. He can still be angry at his dad and super angry at Hook for selling him to Pan. I want Bae to tell Hook so, hopefully where Emma can hear. And for her to find out what started the whole Rumpelstiltskin/Hook feud in the first place. I'm pretty sure Emma still doesn't realize that Milah was both Rumpelstiltskin's wife and Neal's mother. Given what she knew of Gold, and having finally seen scaly Rumpelstiltskin, she probably thinks Milah was Rumpelstiltskin's unwilling concubine or something.

I just want to see Emma's face when Hook admits that he made crippled peasant Rumpelstiltskin think his wife was going to be gang-raped to death. Except Hook is "redeemed" now, while Regina and Rumpelstiltskin both get evil/shady resets for next season. Unlike the rocky redemptions they got, Hook's past actions were just retconned or ignored as though he has nothing to apologize for. In case you couldn't tell, I loathe him.

I loved Emma's reaction to scaly Rumpelstiltskin. I thought the flashback to the start of Emma and Neal's relationship was super cute, even if I still don't ship them. Iffy on calling the newest Charming Neal, since it seems like a sop to his fans and also kind of tacky. Teen Emma earned more points for the casting department. Elsa is a blatant ratings-grab. I was hoping for Maleficent back from the dead, but oh well. I may not watch next season anyway.

Re: OUAT Finale Thread!

[(Anonymous)]

Hook and Emma only got together because horny fans. There I said it. Captain Swan shippers are the fucking worst people in the fandom, and they got ass patted for being scumbags to the SwanQueen/SwanFire/The actual fucking actor for Neil, hi, he's not actually Neil, you can go masturbate now.