[ SECRET POST #2698 ]

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⌈ Secret Post #2698 ⌋

Warning: Some secrets are NOT worksafe and may contain SPOILERS.

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04. http://i.imgur.com/x1ReEav.png
[Curvy; linked for porn, illustrated]


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05. http://i.imgur.com/CEL6gFP.jpg
[linked for gore and stuff]


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06. [SPOILERS for Captain America: The Winter Soldier]



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07. [SPOILERS for Godzilla 2014]



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08. [SPOILERS for Wreck-it Ralph]



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09. [WARNING for rape]
http://i.imgur.com/uGSGQZF.jpg
[Starfighter, porn from it]


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10. [WARNING for rape]

[Daughter of Smoke and Bone]













Notes:

Secrets Left to Post: 00 pages, 000 secrets from Secret Submission Post #385.
Secrets Not Posted: [ 0 - broken links ], [ 0 - not!secrets ], [ 1 (I don't think this really counts) - not!fandom ], [ 0 - too big ], [ 0 - repeat ].
Current Secret Submissions Post: here.
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Comments

Re: Words that bug you

[(Anonymous)]

"Purchased." Just say "bought." There is absolutely no difference in meaning or connotation except for how pretentious it sounds.

Re: Words that bug you

[(Anonymous)]

how is purchased pretentious? it's everyday language.

Re: Words that bug you

[(Anonymous)]

It's not natural to think of saying purchased before bought. It just isn't. You'd only do it if for some reason you think bought is overused or boring so you need a synonym.

Re: Words that bug you

[(Anonymous)]

NAYRT

Oddly enough, when I worked in retail, I heard purchased more than bought (probably 2:1). Store employees and customers used "purchased" almost equally, to boot.

Re: Words that bug you

[(Anonymous)]

lmao "it's not natural"

I'm all for simpler language, but as long as the word or words being used don't take away from what is meant, I don't care if someone wants to use a synonym. And "purchase" is hardly an abuse of the thesaurus, if at all.

Say, if "purchase" is totally unnatural, I propose we rewrite U.S. history and call it the "Louisiana Got-Bought-Thingy."

Re: Words that bug you

[(Anonymous)]

NAYRT

"Louisiana Got-Bought-Thingy."

I actually snorted at that one. :)

Re: Words that bug you

[(Anonymous)]

please submit your proposal to Harcourt-Brace so that our textbooks can be purged of this unnatural scourge.

who knows, it might cure some plagues.

Re: Words that bug you

[(Anonymous)]

Really?

"Purchased" is pretentious?

Gathering my bowels' stores of methane, my rectal folds expel intestinal fumes in your general direction.

Re: Words that bug you

[(Anonymous)]

If your bowels have stores of methane, you either epically won or really lost the intestinal bacteria lottery. I'd have gone with one of the sulfur compounds for this declaration, myself.

Re: Words that bug you

[(Anonymous)]

But I went through all the trouble of purchasing the matches!

Re: Words that bug you

[(Anonymous)]

You might be able to get hydrogen sulfide to ignite, so the person will get flames AND an exceptionally potent smell.