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Any of those. Buffy and Harry Potter will probably be the easiest. Mad Men may be harder, especially as the show itself is very much built around romance and sex, but I'd like to read one Mad Men fic that isn't Don and Peggy romping around in the office.

All are for Harry Potter. Most of them are short, and I'm fairly certain they don't have romantic relationships. If one that isn't gen somehow slipped through, then I apologize.

A Little Behind the Times [Harry, Dumbledore] - A foray back in time to retrieve a Horcrux means that Harry has an unexpected encounter with someone he didn’t intend on seeing. Suddenly, Hermione’s rules about not meddling with the past become a lot harder to keep.

Accidents [Hermione] - When signs of magical ability manifest in muggle children...

All the Dementors of Azkaban [Harry, Luna, others] - AU PoA: When Luna Lovegood is condemned to Azkaban prison for her part in opening the Chamber of Secrets, Harry Potter is the first to protest. Minister Fudge is reluctant to comply, but then again he never really had a choice in the first place.

I probably should mention that you should not expect the above fic to be serious in any way. I read it whenever I want a laugh.

All Roads (Eventually) Lead to Home [Hermione] - After the end of the war, Hermione goes to find her parents. They aren't where she expected them to be.

Cocktail Time [Rita Skeeter, Gilderoy Lackhart] - Not many people know this, but Rita Skeeter and Gilderoy Lockhart flatted together for a while after Hogwarts. They stole each other's hair products rampantly. He painted her nails, she transfigured his clothes. She wrote about him, he invited her to parties. It was fabulous, darling. But then, things went wrong.

Fear in a Handful of Dust [Hermione, Pansy] - Hermione’s ear meets the cool flesh under James’ starched shirt. She thinks that maybe a lung or two has collapsed, and her thumbs run along his throat, hunting for the shudder of a pulse, and wishing James’ lips weren’t turning the soft blue of the ocean, with none of the ocean’s fervor.

Hush Little Baby [Sirius, Harry, Teddy] - Two young men, two infants, two generations, and promises made on the brink of war and in its aftermath: the legacy of family and a godfather's love.

Fair warning, I think there is some James/Lily in the above, but it's not the main focus.

insurgere [Tom Riddle] - Hufflepuff is the house of the leftovers, the losers, the forgotten. Well, Tom Riddle thinks, it's time to change that.

The Sceptic’s Guide to Spotting Impossible Beasts [Hermione, Luna] - Somewhere out there there’s a Crumple-Horned Snorkack with Hermione Granger’s name on it.

Sharing [Fred, George] - It is the closest he can get to explaining that sharing with Fred is not like sharing at all, because Fred is the other half of himself.

Snakebites [Tom Riddle] - When Tom finishes first year, he returns to the orphanage.

still too early to dream [Molly] - Sometimes, Molly hates Lily Potter.

The Strange Disappearance of Sally-Anne Perks [Harry, Hermione, others] - Harry recalls that a pale little girl called Sally-Anne was sorted into Hufflepuff during his first year, but no one else remembers her. Was there really a Sally-Anne? Harry and Hermione set out to solve the chilling mystery of the lost Hogwarts student.

A Better World [Draco, Albus, others] - A lost child wanders into Knockturn Alley, and who happens to find him but Draco Malfoy?

Desk Duty [Madam Pince] - A librarian's job is never done . . . especially not at Hogwarts . . . and especially when a certain toadlike High Inquisitor is nosing around.

Disorganised Crime [Harry, Neville] - In Muggle London, heroes end up in jail.

Falls the Shadow [Petunia, Harry] - After his seventh year at THAT place, Petunia has a final meeting with her nephew.

Inappropriate Charms [Aberforth, Dumbledore, Ariana] - Aberforth had always been fond of goats. Goats were special.
Alternate Summary: "My own brother, Aberforth, was prosecuted for practicing inappropriate charms on a goat. It was all over the papers, but did Aberforth hide? No he did not! He held his head up high and went about business as usual! Of course, I'm not entirely sure he can read, so that may not have been bravery..."

All I have to say is, it's not what the summary makes it sound like.

Sybill Trelawney and the Unexpected Gift [Trelawney, McGonagall] - Sybill Trelawney learns to live with her Inner Eye, cooking sherry, and Minerva McGonagall, in that order.

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