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⌈ Secret Post #2715 ⌋

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[Tales of Innocence]

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[Transamerica]

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[Final Fantasy VIII]

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[Interview with the Vampire]

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[Andrew Lloyd Webber]

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[Critical Miss]

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[Great British Menu/Emily Watkins]

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[Mike Malinin, Goo Goo Dolls]

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[Pacific Rim]

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[Star Trek TNG]

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[Homestuck]

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[The Man From Nowhere]

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pandas
- have a diet so poor that embryo pandas aren't nourished in the womb for the longest time and so they get born as helpless gummy drops

- helpless naked gummy babies who proceed to scream at the slightest provocation and have to be carried in the mother's mouth when she climbs around the tree and doesn't leave them on the ground. but the panda mom has to eat because she's p much starving at this point

- male pandas don't care about their spawns and would probably eat them.
male pandas are forever alone guys as well who often can't get it up.

- female pandas have infrequent fertility periods and when they don't find a mate, get p often false pregnancies, which they spent needless energy on

- they once were omnivores and still have the digestive system of an omnivore, but they lost the ability to eat meat (missing enzymes?) and can't even digest most of the bamboo they eat

right?

Most of this is true but people exaggerate how much worse off pandas are than other species. Like the bit about male pandas not caring about the babies and sometimes eating them is true of so many animals.

I've never heard the bit about them not being able to eat meat. Every source I've seen says they still eat meat when they get a chance, usually rodents.

^what I've heard about pandas, and why they are useless.

Also, they are too lazy to even have sex. Zoo keepers have literally tried to show them panda porn to get them in the mood, but they don't like doing anything besides sitting on their asses eating their nutritionally sawdust bamboo.

Now I have this in my head: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OGTOxvgCXng&feature=kp

Edited 2014-06-10 01:42 (UTC)

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