[ SECRET POST #2718 ]

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⌈ Secret Post #2718 ⌋

Warning: Some secrets are NOT worksafe and may contain SPOILERS.

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Comments

[skippydelicious]

Come on shippers, get with it. Regina is the anti Disney princess. Her magic companion animal got killed, her prince(s) don't come but die and no kiss can save them, her fairy godmother turned out to be a fairly mad imp, etc and so on. If Regina ever woke up in the house of seven midgets it would only be because they were filming dwarf rape porn. She is never going to be happy because whereever a fairy tale zigs for its protagonist, Regina's life will zag instead. Of course she is never, ever, ever, ever, evvvvvvvar(!) going to live happily ever after, that isn't how her life works.

[(Anonymous)]

What was her companion, the horse?

[skippydelicious]

The unicorn that Rumple had her kill. It's a Disneyesque thing, played straight it would be anyway, the young woman fighting to be free of her wicked parent and find a way to bring her beloved back from the abyss of death, meets her fairy godmother who teaches her how to summon a magic unicorn, which is in turn the key to bringing back the beloved. Goddamit, but I bet Pixar are working on the Storyboards right now. Hell, you can probably even work out where the songs are going to go. There is the "My parent dissaproves of my choice" song, the "I'm going to be free song", the big number that the internet won't shut up about for months where she learns how to summon unicorns.... It practically writes itself.

Now look at how the walking fucking tragedy of Regina screws that up. Everything from the wicked parent triumphant, to the fairy godmother being Rumple and just screwing her over for his own ends, the unicorn is sorta key to bringing old whasisname the stable boy back from the dead but only because Rumples says she needs to rip out the unicron's heart, and finally the beloved eventually comes back as an undead abomination. Yay...