[ SECRET POST #327 ]

[shahni.livejournal.com]

⌈ Secret Post #327 ⌋

Warning: Some secrets are NOT worksafe and may contain SPOILERS.

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Notes:

- Name the fandom, comment, go!

Secrets Left to Post: 04 pages, 80 secrets from Secret Submission Post #047.
Secrets Not Posted: 0 broken links, 0 not!secrets, 0 repeats
Next Secret Post: Tomorrow, Thursday, November 28th, 2007.
Current Secret Submission Post: here.
Suggestions, comments, and concerns should go here.

Comments

[akastreakychan.livejournal.com]

I ship it.

Quick! Somebody start writing the hatesex! I'll bring cake.

I HATE MYSELF I HOPE THESE PEOPLE ARE FEMALE

[detonatingly.livejournal.com]

"Are you on crack?" The sight of the so-called 'art' that her fellow Phoenix Wright fan held up made her eyes almost burn with the pain. Could a man even have anything that big? With a loud sigh, the girl holding the art placed it down and returned to the file filled with beautiful fiction about the two most popular characters of their shared fandom.

"No. Why don't you see this? It's quite clear. I've shown you all their canon moments." And she wasn't listening. That silly girl refused to listen to the true beauty of Phoenix and Edgeworth's love! At the end of her tether, the loyal shipper stood up, grabbing the girl who sat at the other end of the table by her hair, forcing her to stare at the words of the page, as Phoenix confessed his love to the stoic prosecutor.

"Get off me, you immature bitch. Do you have to ship everything?" They glared at each other, the fanfiction being clawed at until it fell to the floor in tatters. The shipper winced at a sudden pain in her hand and looked to see the non-shipper's fingernails digging into the skin.

"No, I don't. But there is nothing more canon in the series." Abandoning her annoyance, the non-shipper gave her enemy a flat stare, listing off canon relationships to her as if talking to a five-year old.

"Don't patronise me. I played the same game." The shipper leaned in, eyes narrowing further as she growled out the words. Why did non-shippers always have to act so damn superior? There was nothing she hated more. Her hand twisted and tightened the grip on the long locks of hair it was pulling, causing the shipper satisfaction- especially when she winced.

"Sure didn't seem like it." Voice strained by the slight pain and choked mocking laughter, the non-shipper wouldn't break the stare before she launched into her own reasons why her enemy quite clearly hadn't actually played any of the Phoenix Wright games. Shippper's patience waning, her eye started twitching, feeling anger bubble as the words went on-

and on

and on.

She snapped, not thinking at all, just wanting the other girl to shut the hell up and then do as much harm to the person as possible. This was her OTP, and this narrowminded person was determined to hate her for it. Oh, she'd show them. Pushing the anti-shipper backwards, further into the couch, she found herself on top, kissing the other girl fiercely- biting, nipping, forcing everything and her hand dropping from the hair to claw at any bits of skin she could.

Hah, take that. I'm on to--

And dammit, she found herself flipped, both arms pinned down and the other girl's eyes glinting at her evilly. "Don't. Do that. Again," was all that was said before she found teeth at her neck, clamping, bleeding, hurting- ow fucking dammit, what in the--? - as her hands were forced over her head, being held at the wrists by one of her enemy's hands, the other hand ripping at her clothes, leaving her to feel the cold air of the air-conditioned room along her stomach and breasts as there was the hard touch of teeth against a nipple, yanking and nipping roughly at the tender nub as hands worked on the rest of the shipper's clothing.

Her mouth worked a bloody trail down the girl's stomach, tongue licking every so often before she blew cold air onto it, making her victim shiver and eventually letting the shipper's wrists go, watching with amusement as her hands immediately curled into the plush cushions of the couch. The non-shipper's tongue flicked across her enemy's clit, fingers sliding inside of her without any preparations or teasing, rough and deep, working in and out with increasing speed. It was fabulous to feel how wet the other girl already was as her lips curled around the small nub, tongue playing with it. Each pant and gasp from the other girl was just encouragement and she laughed onto the sensitive skin.

Right in my grasp.

It didn't take much to turn the girl into a shuddering, orgasming pile underneath her touch and the non-shipper stretched, standing.

"So, I guess this means I'm right?" She smirked, walking away as her enemy tried to recollect her bearings. That had... actually been amazing...

Wait, how the heck is SHE right?!

Re: I HATE MYSELF I HOPE THESE PEOPLE ARE FEMALE

[cftf.livejournal.com]

....

Well played.

*applause*

Re: I HATE MYSELF I HOPE THESE PEOPLE ARE FEMALE

[misscherri.livejournal.com]

Hahahaha. You are my hero.

Re: I HATE MYSELF I HOPE THESE PEOPLE ARE FEMALE

[destructively.livejournal.com]

This is /b/worthy.

Re: OP in her actual journal. :3

[destructively.livejournal.com]

You flatter me and Anonymous everywhere.

I'm the person that wrote number 6

[(Anonymous)]

I'd like to say I'm flattered that people wrote hate sex about me and someone I don't even know but that would be a lie. I kind of feel sick to my stomach and like I want to cry.

I knew making that secret was a bad idea. :\

Re: OP in her actual journal. :3

[(Anonymous)]

You said you hated yourself for it but you still posted it. I don't know what I did that was so offensive. All I meant is Phoenix and Miles are canon to me. Number 15 didn't upset me, he or she can hate what or who ever they want. For a fandom based on a series of videogame-books this fandom seems pretty bad at reading.

Re: OP in her actual journal. :3

[(Anonymous)]

Uh okay. Yeah the internet made you do it for the lolz. And I think you're doing a better job of making yourself look like a moron than 15 is. Whatever. Thank God everyone can forget actual people made these things since it's the internet. Thank God you're around so no shitty internet fanfic challenge will remain unfufilled. Next time try a simple apology instead of a lengthy reply about how I'm somehow wrong for feeling like shit and how you really "hate yourself" for doing it but "here's some justification anyway"

Re: I'm the person that wrote number 6

[destructively.livejournal.com]

Hold yourself above it.

Laugh at it. Think about, it was just you posting an opinion and we don't know who you are anyways.

Re: I'm the person that wrote number 6

[(Anonymous)]

Easier to say and harder to do. Thank you anyway.

I guess I see why people were so afraid of this fandom before.

Re: I'm the person that wrote number 6

[destructively.livejournal.com]

I can honestly say as someone who only played the first flashback case of PW3 on a PC emulator-- This seems incredibly unrelated to lawyering in general.

Re: I'm the person that wrote number 6

[(Anonymous)]

I've seen secrets like mine before. Most of the time people ignore them or they agree with them. In this fandom I somehow become someone who thinks PW/ME is absolute canon and will not rest until everyone around me feels the same way. I know my secret is like someone saying all they want to eat is prime rib but just because someone only wants to eat prime rib doesn't mean she thinks everyone else should too.

tl;dr: RPS hurts my feelings but I should suck it up and not ruin the fun.

Re: I'm the person that wrote number 6

[destructively.livejournal.com]

Again I say; This fandom is about lawyering and not sex. There is no sex here. xD

Or am I missing something here.

Re: I'm the person that wrote number 6

[(Anonymous)]

Yes. You are somehow missing the fact that this fandom and the people in it suck. Me included I guess.

Re: I'm the person that wrote number 6

[cftf.livejournal.com]

Uh...

Not... entirely sure where you're coming up with this.

People were amused at the juxtaposition of the secrets, is all. Like if I made a Gurren Lagann secret being all "I fucking love Rossiu, best character ever, Kamina can suck my balls." And right below me was a secret going "I hate Rossiu, he's the worst character created by man, anybody who likes him is scum and I hate them too."

...you'd have people going "lol OTP." It just happens that this time, someone was bored enough to write sex about it.

Really, you should just try to calm down and laugh because, well... lol fandom?


(I'd find it hilarious if someone wrote RPS about me, actually >_>.

...I'm a guy for reference :D *cough*)

Re: I'm the person that wrote number 6

[(Anonymous)]

So because you don't find it offensive I'm not allowed to be upset about it? Great. I'm happy you would feel wonderful having RPS written about you. I don't. Sorry.

Re: I'm the person that wrote number 6

[cftf.livejournal.com]

Of course you're allowed to. I wouldn't mind it; not everybody is me.

I'm just not sure what this has to do with the PW fandom being crap, because like I said, it'd happen with ANY juxtaposition of secrets.

Re: I HATE MYSELF I HOPE THESE PEOPLE ARE FEMALE

[kaede-hikari.livejournal.com]

You win at life. Obviously.

Re: OP in her actual journal. :3

[kaede-hikari.livejournal.com]

Yes! I've heard. Too bad D:

Re: I HATE MYSELF I HOPE THESE PEOPLE ARE FEMALE

[fireholly.livejournal.com]

That was hot.