[ SECRET POST #2721 ]

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⌈ Secret Post #2721 ⌋

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Comments

[(Anonymous)]

Not OP, but... vaginas are often wet naturally. Even without discharge, yeast infections, menstruation or even arousal. They just are. And if you sit naked on a surface and your labia majora opens at all or even your labia minora sticks out further than your labia majora (inner and outer vagina lips, if you will), your wetness will get on the surface. Have you people even seen a vagina? o_O

[kaijinscendre]

Other than my own, no.

And yeah, they are wet. But, if you are so wet (other than for menstruating, ovulating, yeast infections, arousal, etc.) that you are messing up couches from sitting (with your legs crossed) for like 3 minutes something may be wrong.

[darkmanifest]

Different women produce different amounts of discharge without it being a health issue. Some women have to wear pantyliners most days to keep their underwear from getting swamped. Unless it's a sudden change in the usual amounts, or the quality of the discharge is unhealthy (odd color and odor), it's not a "get thee to a doctor" type of thing by default.

[kaijinscendre]

I'd imagine that if someone had that much discharge they wouldn't be sitting on the couch all willy nilly (especially if one is an expert on sex and sexy things).

I mean, somehow nudists have survived all these years.

[darkmanifest]

Oh, yeah, probably what's-her-face thought about that first, just saying it's not an unusual thing to wonder about when you see a lady plopping her bare crotch down on something (and something that people often don't consider, especially if male, because the practical realities of a vulva aren't discussed very often).

Nudists (well, the responsible majority) tend to have a "put down towels everywhere you sit" policy for just that reason. In their own homes, furniture would probably have lots of removable and washable covers.

[kallanda_lee]

Yes? And I can sit on a surface just fine without it getting instantly wet unless I'm horny.

[(Anonymous)]

That is you. Just because your vagina is dry like a wind pipe doesn't mean everyone whose vagina is wetter than yours needs to go see a doctor. That's what this is about; showing that just because a vagina is wet (to a hundred different degrees) doesn't mean it is diseased or needs medical intervention.

[kallanda_lee]

Excessive vaginal discharge can be a sign of any number of medical conditions, including a few STD's...so, actually it might mean exactly that.

[(Anonymous)]

That is you. Just because your vagina is dry like a wind pipe doesn't mean everyone whose vagina is wetter than yours needs to go see a doctor. That's what this is about; showing that just because a vagina is wet (to a hundred different degrees) doesn't mean it is diseased or needs medical intervention.

Yes. It might mean that. But it does not inherently mean that. People whose vaginas are too dry need to see doctors sometimes too. That does not mean that everyone whose vagina isn't smack dab in the middle of the vaginal wetness/dryness spectrum is diseased or abnormal.

[kallanda_lee]

Lol, someone butthurt.

[(Anonymous)]

Nah, you're coochhurt because your vagina is dry like a windpipe.

[kallanda_lee]

Not at all, I'm quite happy not to leave slime trails on the furniture.

[dreemyweird]

God, this whole thread is gold. People getting all heated up about vaginas. "Dry like a wind pipe".

[(Anonymous)]

This thread is the best kind of wank. It is beautiful beyond words.

And the best part? I'm sitting here naked on my bed, my vagina not discharging at all. Sorry for the tmi but it seemed relevant.

[rubbertea]

ikr? and just with a one-line comment. i'm sitting here like