[ SECRET POST #2727 ]

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⌈ Secret Post #2727 ⌋

Warning: Some secrets are NOT worksafe and may contain SPOILERS.

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Comments

[(Anonymous)]

I don't do it to your extent, but I do the same thing with the random words that just.. squick me in particular contexts.

Like replacing "tummy" with "stomach" in sex scenes.

In my family, "tummy" is a word only used when talking about that body part on a younger-than-school-age child. Which makes me just NOPE on out of there, though it's a perfectly legitimate word choice.

OP

[(Anonymous)]

Oh, good one. Yeah, ick. Also, even if it weren't NOPE, it's just not sexy. It makes me think of a tummy-ache.

[(Anonymous)]

I thought I was the only person who felt that way. So good to know there are others, too!

[(Anonymous)]

It should be "belly", if some high-strung people in the past -- probably Victorians -- hadn't decided that word was too sexually loaded and substituted one for an internal organ. Stomach can mean belly, now, but it didn't always.

[(Anonymous)]

Ugh, I know the feeling.

I can't even begin to number the amount of awesome porn fics I was reading, only to x out of them because the writer whipped out cutesy terms like 'pee-pee', 'vajayjay' (it physically hurt to write this), 'bouncy bouncies/chesticals', 'sausage' and more right in the sex scene.

Then again, I've also x'ed out of ones that went way, way too technical. Like, if I legitimately have to look up an official medical chart to know what the hell you're talking about, something's off.