[ SECRET POST #2727 ]

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⌈ Secret Post #2727 ⌋

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Comments

Re: What immoral/illegal things are you guilty of doing?

[(Anonymous)]

Once when I was unattached and very, very horny, I made an account on Adult Friend Finder. I just wanted to have no strings sex. I hooked up with a couple of guys. Then I discovered one night stands weren't as much fun as I thought they would be. (I went from being with a guy who was pretty good in bed to hooking up with guys who would fuck a glory hole the wrong way.)

You know that saying that sex is like pizza, even if the pizza is bad, it's still pizza. Well, bad sex is worse than no sex. It really is. For one thing, my nipples aren't meant to be squeezed like you are popping zit. And there's not juicy center so don't bite them that hard either. Ow. I don't regret hooking up with them. I chalk it up as a learning experience. And made me appreciate good sex and realize that masturbation is sometimes the better alternative.

Re: What immoral/illegal things are you guilty of doing?

[(Anonymous)]

Well, bad sex is worse than no sex.

Yeeeeeeeeeep. Any dude wondering why most women are less interested in casual sex than they are should read this line over and over until they've got it memorized. Sure, you can fuck any old wet hole and get off. Not only do we not get off if it's not good, it's literally painful. Sorry, guys. That's how it is.

(There was even a study to debunk the whole "lower libido" rationale for this phenomenon - while heterosexual women were way less likely to say yes to a one night stand than heterosexual men, bisexual women were just as likely to say yes... provided their partner was a woman. Which means they'd stand a reasonable chance of her knowing what the hell she was doing. While good sex is awesome, fucking some dude who thinks he can just jam it in and thrust away is orders of magnitude less fun than just staying home and masturbating to some porn.)

Re: What immoral/illegal things are you guilty of doing?

[darkmanifest]

There's reasons that have nothing to do with libido for why women are less interested in casual sex, like being pumped-and-dumped without any pleasure, risk of pregnancy, and sexual assault? Lies.

Re: What immoral/illegal things are you guilty of doing?

[mekkio]

I am terrified of getting pregnant. Even when using birth control, I can never fully relax because in the back of my mind I am afraid that this will be the time I will be knocked up.

Re: What immoral/illegal things are you guilty of doing?

[darkmanifest]

I've got the same fear. Even living in an area where I can exercise my right not to remain pregnant, who wants to even go through something like that? Non-penetrative sex is my bible.

Re: What immoral/illegal things are you guilty of doing?

[mekkio]

I envy the women in the future who will be able to have things like a removable uterus that can be placed back painlessly and effortlessly after sex thanks to science. (For 100% birth control!) The women of the future are going to wonder how the hell did we make it here.

Re: What immoral/illegal things are you guilty of doing?

[darkmanifest]

Fucking hell, a detachable uterus. No periods, no babies, no nothing until and unless I want to grow a baby. Even better, any men who want their own babies can have uteri implanted in their bodies for the full experience. The future is potentially glorious.

Re: What immoral/illegal things are you guilty of doing?

[(Anonymous)]

No, unfortunately, if men get pregnant, there will be no future.

Re: What immoral/illegal things are you guilty of doing?

[ariakas]

Wat.