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⌈ Secret Post #2742 ⌋

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Ask the magical thread a question and you shall receive ~mystic wisdom~*....

*Disclaimer: mystic wisdom refers to a bored person making shit up on the internet

What will my next career choice be?

Through the mists of past and future, I see the shape of a stadium before me. You will be showered with gold and glitter, you will singlehandedly bolster the honor of your nation.

You will represent your country at curling at the next olympics.

Will I get pregnant this year?

Blessings be upon you. The spirits are quiet in their communication to me on this most private subject. They whisper in my ear of all good will, love and hope for you though.

Will I finally find work?

I hope you'll understand that I don't feel entirely comfortable making a joke out of responding to your message. I know from my own experience how disheartening looking for work is.

While I don't have a joke response for you, I wish you all the best in your hunt for work!

What'll be the name of Secret Weapon 8?

The casting of the bones reveals an unclear answer. Sorry, try again another day.

(Or, I think this is a specific reference but I can't find it on Google ;))

Re: The ~Prediction~ Thread

comradesmiler - 2014-07-06 22:42 (UTC) - Expand

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Will I finally find work in a lab where I can tinker with blood samples and/or bacteria all day and maybe night too?

Your search for biological truths will not be thwarted, o seeker of science. A lab I see in your future. Be warned, however, for two of your lab mice will attempt to take over the world...

Which fandom will be the most likely to implode this summer and why?

The cards have been consulted. The knight of cups and the knight of swords lie at odds with each other, signalling the end of peace in the MCU community.

The central spread reveals a complex reason: the knight of swords, the tower and the lovers.

Robert Downey Junior will get drunk at the Oscards and snog Chris Evans on the red carpet.

HOW MANY TIMES WILL I POOP TODAY. I MUST KNOW.

The I Ching suggests caution, for the answer is none. If the auspices speak the truth, you must seek out the magic fruit: prunes.

herpymcderp - 2014-07-06 22:00 (UTC) - Expand

(Anonymous) - 2014-07-06 22:03 (UTC) - Expand

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herpymcderp - 2014-07-06 22:18 (UTC) - Expand

Will I reach my weight loss goals, o wise one?

Your path so far has required fortitude and perserverance. The spirits will lend their good will to you, o fighter, for they cannot do more than cheer you on as your strength of character delivers you to any goal you should wish.

Will I be able to predict what you'll be predicting for me?

(Anonymous) - 2014-07-06 21:44 (UTC) - Expand

Will Wanda and Pietro actually be allowed to be siblings again and Avengers in the comics once Avengers: Age of Ultorn comes out?

(Anonymous) - 2014-07-06 21:55 (UTC) - Expand

(reply from suspended user)

(Anonymous) - 2014-07-06 21:47 (UTC) - Expand

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(Anonymous) - 2014-07-06 22:11 (UTC) - Expand

Will I be happy this summer?

(Anonymous) - 2014-07-06 22:20 (UTC) - Expand

(Anonymous) - 2014-07-06 22:21 (UTC) - Expand

What should I get as a snack?

(Anonymous) - 2014-07-06 22:18 (UTC) - Expand

What are the chances of me finally getting a concrete diagnosis and effective treatment for a debilitating condition I've had for three years so that I can get my driver's license renewed before my final semester of college this Fall?

(Anonymous) - 2014-07-06 22:39 (UTC) - Expand

cakemage - 2014-07-06 22:45 (UTC) - Expand

(Anonymous) - 2014-07-06 22:49 (UTC) - Expand

Sorry y'all, this thread is now closed.

This fake psychic is not comfortable treading the thin line that is making joke predictions about serious subjects.

Goodnight one and all!

THIS THREAD IS NOW CLOSED

(Anonymous) - 2014-07-06 22:41 (UTC) - Expand

kallanda_lee - 2014-07-07 00:09 (UTC) - Expand

misty_anon - 2014-07-07 01:36 (UTC) - Expand

As per the previous comment.