[ SECRET POST #2743 ]

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⌈ Secret Post #2743 ⌋

Warning: Some secrets are NOT worksafe and may contain SPOILERS.

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Notes:

Secrets Left to Post: 04 pages, 077 secrets from Secret Submission Post #392.
Secrets Not Posted: [ 0 - broken links ], [ 0 - not!secrets ], [ 0 - not!fandom ], [ 0 - too big ], [ 0 - repeat ].
Current Secret Submissions Post: here.
Suggestions, comments, and concerns should go here.

Comments

[(Anonymous)]

Who is this?

[(Anonymous)]

Someone who is so ugly and skeevy looking that no one would ever have sex with them no matter how "good in bed" they were.

No idea about the name, though.

[(Anonymous)]

Well, I wouldn't make him sleep on the couch.

[(Anonymous)]

My god, what is wrong with you? Your preoccupation with peoples' perceived "ugliness" borders on the unhealthy.

[(Anonymous)]

Yes, because looks are a perfect indicator of one's sexual prowess or chances.

Auron is probably bad in bed though. Not through any fault of his own, of course. I just don't think all the viagra in the world could ever get that up.

People who have played FFX know why.

[(Anonymous)]

I've played X... and I don't understand what you're saying lol

SPOILER AHEAD (sorry, I don't know how to put things under a spoiler cut :|




Do you think because he's dead he can't get it up?

[(Anonymous)]

If you have to ask, you'll never know.

[(Anonymous)]

:(

[(Anonymous)]

Yunalesca cut his dick off. I'm sorry, there was nothing we could do.

[(Anonymous)]

I would totally hit that to pieces tbh. I think Auron is pretty hot, actually, now that I think about it.

[(Anonymous)]

Haha, don't tell me you're the kind of person who likes 15 year old looking Justin Bieber, Cloud Strife, etc. types

[(Anonymous)]

I don't understand how anyone can find Cloud hot. He needs a new hairstyle and some stubble STAT. Different strokes, I suppose.

But don't even get me started on Hope Estheim - his older self I can understand, but I see more fangirl material on him as a young teenager more than anything.

[otakugal15]

Hahahaha. "No one?"

I so would. He's my favorite of the characters in that game.

Auron, I'd so sleep with you, mass of pyreflies or not~

[(Anonymous)]

Right? I thought it was popular opinion to want to lay him.

[(Anonymous)]

Go ahead and mark another tally on that chart.

[toshi_hakari]

Icon + comment = ;)

[nan]

Auron from FFX

[(Anonymous)]

Auron from Final Fantasy X.

[(Anonymous)]

Auron from Final Fantasy X

Also, to anyone who is familiar with the fandom: is it just me, or are his fangirls.... always very descriptive?

[elaminator]

Haha, I feel like every Auron secret we've had (in recent months) has been pretty lusty and/or descriptive. IDK if the OP's are different (and people rediscovered their love for him when the remaster came out; this is more likely, imo) or if there's one person who really, really likes Auron. (Which, hey, I get; he's hot and all kinds of badass. What's not to like?)

[ex_earthshaker594]

These are actually my favorite recent secrets because they are, as the anon puts it, "very descriptive," and they make me giggle.

(My randomized icon is fitting.)

[elaminator]

IDK where your icon is from but it is hilarious.

And IA, the Auron secrets are some of my favorites both because yes, the fans are very enthusiastic about their (sexual) love for him, and it's always nice to see more positive secrets too.

[(Anonymous)]

...The secret AU lovechild of Wolverine and Elvis?

[vethica]

Elverine.

[(Anonymous)]

He's the best at what he does, and what he does is a little hip shimmy and that thing with his lip.