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05. http://i.imgur.com/kZ7rBL1.png

Who is this?

Someone who is so ugly and skeevy looking that no one would ever have sex with them no matter how "good in bed" they were.

No idea about the name, though.

Well, I wouldn't make him sleep on the couch.

My god, what is wrong with you? Your preoccupation with peoples' perceived "ugliness" borders on the unhealthy.

Yes, because looks are a perfect indicator of one's sexual prowess or chances.

Auron is probably bad in bed though. Not through any fault of his own, of course. I just don't think all the viagra in the world could ever get that up.

People who have played FFX know why.

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(Anonymous) - 2014-07-08 00:10 (UTC) - Expand

I would totally hit that to pieces tbh. I think Auron is pretty hot, actually, now that I think about it.

Haha, don't tell me you're the kind of person who likes 15 year old looking Justin Bieber, Cloud Strife, etc. types

(Anonymous) - 2014-07-08 00:21 (UTC) - Expand

Hahahaha. "No one?"

I so would. He's my favorite of the characters in that game.

Auron, I'd so sleep with you, mass of pyreflies or not~

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toshi_hakari - 2014-07-08 10:50 (UTC) - Expand

Auron from FFX

Auron from Final Fantasy X.

Auron from Final Fantasy X

Also, to anyone who is familiar with the fandom: is it just me, or are his fangirls.... always very descriptive?

Haha, I feel like every Auron secret we've had (in recent months) has been pretty lusty and/or descriptive. IDK if the OP's are different (and people rediscovered their love for him when the remaster came out; this is more likely, imo) or if there's one person who really, really likes Auron. (Which, hey, I get; he's hot and all kinds of badass. What's not to like?)

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elaminator - 2014-07-08 22:24 (UTC) - Expand

...The secret AU lovechild of Wolverine and Elvis?

Elverine.

(Anonymous) - 2014-07-08 00:49 (UTC) - Expand

Get on those fantasies, OP!

He is definitely the most attractive character in Final Fantasy, in my opinion. I like Balthier too :,) It's always such a joy to see secrets of awesome characters in the franchise.

Plus you get a necrophilia bonus!

...except he isn' a dead body. He gets angry and happy and tired and wants things. He's a ghost more than anything.

I don't know, this "joke" is tired and doesn't even make sense lol

I have been on this boat since Kingdom Hearts. Lord, yes.

All I know about this character (I don't play Final Fantasy) is what I learned about him in Kingdom Hearts 2.

I still agree with you, OP. :)

idk who that is and i'm not attracted to guys but I feel like I totally get you right now

That's weird because I can't even imagine him in any kind of sexual situation. He hasn't really had much of an opportunity and he spends basically the whole game complaining about everyone wasting time instead of killing Sin.

I just don't think he'd be up for doing something so...unproductive. Dude always has more important shit to deal with.

I'm betting he died a virgin and stayed that way.

he spends basically the whole game complaining about everyone wasting time instead of killing Sin.

Have you even played the game?

Yes, I literally beat Penance just yesterday, which was in my third playthrough.

Have YOU even played the game? I'm not saying that's all he does, but he definitely does it a lot. Is your issue with my use of the word "complaining"? Because that was mostly a joke. But dude it's even one of his victory stock phrases: "No time to waste, let's go!"

Right? Auron is just unbelievably sexy. Tortured but noble, brusque but honorable. I don't think these men exist in real life. Thank god for fiction.