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⌈ Secret Post #2747 ⌋

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[The Hobbit/Thorin Oakenshield]

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[The Vincent Black Shadow]

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[Miss Fisher's Murder Mysteries]

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[Homestuck]

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go to wendy's, order a sandwich with a pretzel bun.

no pretzel bun.

"where's my pretzel bun? i ordered a pretzel bun with my sandwich"
"no you didn't :D"

FUCK YOU

"yes i did :|"
"no you di-idn't! :D"

FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU

"yes i did, maybe you didn't hear me but i did, so if you're not speaking pretzel bun into my hands i don't want to hear it"
"you want a pretzel bun?"

FOR CHRIST'S SAKE YES WTF

"yes, please"

GO FUCK YOURSELF

"here you go then"
"thank you"

DIE IN A WASHING MACHINE ACCIDENT

wow are you okay anon that sounds like an ordeal

you could have just pointed on your receipt where it says "pretzel bun sandwich" you know. solves a lot of problems there.

Exactly what I was thinking.

They gave the pretzel bun to you after all?

THOSE ASSHOLES.

Pretzel buns: they are very serious.

You think that's bad, I once went to a Burger King where they literally ran out of normal burger patties, so you either had to order chicken/fish stuff, or something that required a special patty.

I once went to a McDonald's and they had run out of fries. A McDonald's. Had run out of fries.

How does this shit even happen? Life is crazy.

~~God, I really miss McDonald's fries.~~

Ikr? You'd think a place wouldn't run out of their staple item :/

Why haven't you had any? I don't as often as I'd like.

Re: fast food adventures

elaminator - 2014-07-12 02:11 (UTC) - Expand

queerwolf - 2014-07-12 02:38 (UTC) - Expand

elaminator - 2014-07-12 17:35 (UTC) - Expand

Once went to a KFC that was out of salt. They neglected to tell us until they handed us the food though. The chips were foul.

(Anonymous) - 2014-07-12 03:55 (UTC) - Expand

(Anonymous) - 2014-07-12 17:08 (UTC) - Expand

I went to IHOP once and they were out of pancake mix so I had to get an omelette

I only go to IHOP for pancakes. I would've been so pissed!

Then it was an IHOO.

(Anonymous) - 2014-07-12 07:32 (UTC) - Expand

KFC drive through. Out of chicken (on 2 seperate occasions)!!!!!

That happened to me once, but to be fair, it was during their free grilled chicken promo.

... How can a KFC run out of chicken? I mean... it's right in the name. How?

diet_poison - 2014-07-12 17:36 (UTC) - Expand

I went to a KFC and they were out of legs so they gave me extra breasts for half price. :)

Next time threaten to go Super Saiyan on their asses.

Wow, I'm glad you didn't voice that out loud because that is a LOT of anger over a pretzel bun, anon.

Though it was rude and unprofessional for them to just tell you you didn't order one. The appropriate response - whether you ordered one or not - would have been "oh, sorry about that, here's a pretzel bun" and everyone moves on with their day.

It's weird how some people find it so much preferable to lie when telling the truth and fixing the problem takes so much less effort and gets better results. It's like they're so afraid of confrontation/admitting a mistake/getting in trouble/not knowing the answer that they'd rather put in the extra effort to concoct a lie and maintain it in the face of evidence to the contrary even though that just makes the situation worse and angers people who were not previously mad.

Yep, and anyone who has worked in fast food for any period of time knows that a mistake like using the wrong bun is a really easy mistake to make, and a really easy one to fix, and nobody except idiots and assholes is going to give you a hard time for it. Just own up.

How does one die in a washing machine accident? Does one drown? Does one get eletrocuted while standing in a puddle? Does one have to be INSIDE of the washing machine? Humh...

The only fast fod adventures I had were when the jackasses I was with thought they were being so funny when they ordered Whoppers at McDonald's and Big Mac's at Burger King. I hate being associated with idiots. From my experience, they are so used to this by now they just give you the corresponding product without comment.

How does one die in a washing machine accident?

Heart condition while straddling the corner during agitation cycle in a self-pleasuring attempt?

NOT THAT I WOULD KNOW ANYTHING ABOUT THAT

REALLY

back when you could smoke at McDonalds (early 80s) my ex asked for some "Mcmatches" to light his "Mccigarette" and the girl at the counter got pissed at him.